Roses are Red

[Muffit]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is stupid
Cuz if they're /called/ Violets, shouldn't they be VIOLET!!!???"

The End

:wtf:

Just stopping by to give a big warm ((((((((HUG)))))))) to all my precious friends. :heart:

Your are always in my thoughts :)
Muffit

[BST]

Aw, Muffit.....thanks, Sweetie!!!! :heart: :heart:

Now, violet is a kind of purpley looking blue or is it a blueish looking purple? I have always been confused with that. I think that's why I called them violets. It was safer that way.

;) :D

[Darrell Lawrence]

I thought Rose was on the Titanic... :D

Hi Muffit dear!!!! :heart:

[martok2112]

I would like to speak out on the blatant use of Violets in today's poetry.

Our children are exposed to enough things in life that threaten their very innocence without the necessity now for excessive Violets in poetry.

What's more is the graphic Violets that sometimes accompanies such poetry! Bad enough that our children are forced to use their innocent imaginations to contemplate the mere presence of Violets...but now, some poetry is accompanied by illustrations of Violets, thus removing the imagination factor from its rhyme and meter, and further thus desensitizing our children to the notion of Violets in ANY FORM!

As a concerned non-parent of no children at all, I beg and implore you to please monitor what your children read. Violets is not the answer. Roses are.

Hiya, Muffit, dearest friend. I hope this gave you a good hearty laugh. :rose:

:D

Most Irreverently, but with affection,
Martok2112

[julix]

You made me snicker steve...............




MUFFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi hun ((((((((((((((((muffit)))))))))))))))))) I miss ya hun.......nice to hear from you!

[Archangel]

Glad to see your still conscious of us, Muffy. :D maybe back to a regular thing... :D

[repcisg]

((((((((((((((((muffit))))))))))))))))))

[Dawg]

Hi, ((((((Muffit))))))!!!

[jewels]

Hi Muffit!

My plant catalogues often call purpley things "blue". I think some horticulturist way back when didn't learn their color names in pre-school (witness words like "periwinkle, magenta and chartruse" in a Blue's Clues video on colors today :eek:). They didn't know that blue, violet, and purple were actually different colors. So we are cursed with wacky color names for some flowers.

[Senmut]

"Baltar?"
"Yes, Lucifer?"
"Roses are red, dahliahs are black. You'd look better, with a laser blast in your back!"

[Lara]

As a concerned non-parent of no children at all, I beg and implore you to please monitor what your children read. Violets is not the answer. Roses are.

Wasn't Violet the name of the obnoxious girl in Willy Wonker that blew up and floated off (movie version)?? What further proof do you need??

Techincally, violet is the secondary colour you get when mixing the two primary colours, Red and Blue.
The 7th colour in a rainbow is another peice of colour confusion perpetrated on us from a very young age!!

The Surgeon General should have a warning out on those things!!!
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Glad to see you dropping by now and then, Muffit!! :) :)
And since Martok has such good advice:

:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Cheers,
Lara

[Damocles]

Post modified.

I like roses! :D

[Darrell Lawrence]

Hey Damocles...

I realize you're posting that in humor, *BUT*...

This forums description-

Dedicated to our dear Muffit. Post poetry, things of friendship and other things that brighten your day in a personal way.

I don't think some of the members will find that post in a "friendly" way.

Please refrain from negative comments towards characters in the show outside of the Beefs forum.

Danke'.

[Damocles]

Hey Damocles...

I realize you're posting that in humor, *BUT*...

This forums description-



I don't think some of the members will find that post in a "friendly" way.

Please refrain from negative comments towards characters in the show outside of the Beefs forum.

Danke'.

I shall delete, forthwith, Thank You for the Heads Up! :salute: !

[Darrell Lawrence]

Thank you :)

[Haveke]

As We Look Back Upon Friends/Family We've Lost... They are NEVER Truely Lost, Nor Are They Forgotten... As Long as WE Remember Them in OUR HEARTS...

To Muffitt: :salute:

We Shall Always Fly The MISSING MAN FORMATION to HONOR You.

We Shall Keep a CLOSE Vigle Upon Your ETERNAL FLAME...

To Our Hearts We Will Always HOLD Your Memories True...

:warrior: :warrior: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Never Leave Your Wingman...

[bsg1fan1975]

well I only have to say this about the little blue or purple things:

"Violets beget violets!" :rotf:

[Kronus]

Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor

[Muffit]

Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor


:) Many thanks dear klingon ;)

And to all, ((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))))
:muffit: :heart:

[Haveke]

And to all, ((((((((((((((((( hugs )))))))))))))))))))))))
:muffit: :heart:

When I Was Growing Up Watching The Orginal Galactia, I Always Wanted to Get BIG Hugs From Muffit!! :) :heart:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

:rose: :rose: :rose:

Never Leave Your Wingman :salute:

[Kronus]

Granted Muffit has always been a favorite of mine, however, I’ve always dreamt in getting a hug and a kiss from Serina!

[Haveke]

Lord... I'll Do Anything You Ask Tomorrow, Just Don't Call an Alert Tonight...

Serina :warrior:

It Was Too Bad They Didn't Extend Jane Semour's Contract... That Character Was Quite an Intergalactic Babe!! :)

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

Hey, This Kid Don't Sign On For No Oneway Mission... We're Coming Back! :warrior:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

[Haveke]

Greetings muffit...I look forward in participating on this gloriuos forum. I too am a fan of BSG since it was first aired. I never missed an episode and when it came out on DVD's I bought them.

D'ghor

Hey, How Do You Find a Klingon in The Dark?

Feel For The Bumps!! :LOL: ;) :salute:

Just Having a Little Fun with You ther KG... ;) :salute:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

"Prune Juice??... Now This Is a True Warrior's Drink!"--Lt. Worf :trek:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

[Dawg]

Roses are red,

Violets is purple.

Sugar is sweet,

and so's maple surple.

(Roger Miller)

;)

[bsg1fan1975]

"Baltar?"
"Yes, Lucifer?"
"Roses are red, dahliahs are black. You'd look better, with a laser blast in your back!"

This is so witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:salute:

[Kronus]

Hey, How Do You Find a Klingon in The Dark?

Feel For The Bumps!! :LOL: ;) :salute:

Just Having a Little Fun with You ther KG... ;) :salute:

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

"Prune Juice??... Now This Is a True Warrior's Drink!"--Lt. Worf :trek:

Always Stay With Your Wingman
*Throwing his head back in laughter*
"Very good Haveke, very good indeed! :LOL:

[Haveke]

:rotf:

Hey, Never Let It Be Said That Klingons Don't Have a Sense Of Humor. :salute:

I Thought You'd Get a Kick Out Of that .

Maybe We Can Run Through Worf's Holodeck Workout Program...Hmmm, Personally I Like Level 6 Myself. ;)

See You On the Flight Deck...

:warrior: :warrior: :colonial:

Hey, This Kid Don't Sign On For No Oneway Missions... We're Coming Back!! :warrior:

Always Stay With Your Wingman

[Archangel]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell something
eww, is that coming from you?

:D

Ok, so it's not the greatest ;)

[bsg1fan1975]

Roses are red,
Dandelions are yellow.
Excuse me, but
I thought you were a fellow!

[julix]

so many ...ummmm......poets in the midst :D

[bsg1fan1975]

I try!

[Archangel]

What can I say, It's my greatest work!!! :D

(Don't ask to see my worst.) ;)

[julix]

What can I say, It's my greatest work!!! :D

(Don't ask to see my worst.) ;)



Oh, PLEASE let me see it Arch ;)

[Archangel]

Oh, PLEASE let me see it Arch ;)


You know, the last time a woman said that to me... ;) :D


Turned out she was kidding too. :LOL:

[bsg1fan1975]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
grass is green.
Sorry, but I didn't I fed you beans!

[julix]

You know, the last time a woman said that to me... ;) :D


Turned out she was kidding too. :LOL:



:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

But I'm not ;) ;) ;) :D

[Cylon Number 13]

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is stupid
Cuz if they're /called/ Violets, shouldn't they be VIOLET!!!???"

The End

:wtf:

Just stopping by to give a big warm ((((((((HUG)))))))) to all my precious friends. :heart:

Your are always in my thoughts :)
Muffit

You have a point there.

[Kronus]

Roses are red.
Kosh is dead.
Ulkesh is dead, too.
But Bob the Vorlon is alive
And with his help to safety I few.

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Kosh is dead.
Ulkesh is dead, too.
But Bob the Vorlon is alive
And with his help to safety I flew.

Roses are red.
Bob, the Vorlon, is a bartender.
If KG, the ghostie, pesters the Vorlon, dread;
Bob will his ectoplasm render.

[Athene]

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Athena and Starbuck are the best couple ever!
That's true! :D

[Kronus]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
All this talk of love
Makes me want to spew
::wink::

[Damocles]

Roses are Red
Violets are violet.
My last cast bell cracked,
And I want to riot!

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone here loves the original BSG
and that's true!

:D

[Kronus]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Hey Athene
It is nice to see you

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Violets are finer.
That Klunkhead said
A standard two liner.

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
hey..klingongeneral
It's nice to see you too!
:salute:

[Damocles]

Roses are red
Violets are not pink.
Athene tugs for the thread with Max
While Bob mixes a drink.

[bsg1fan1975]

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
ewwwwwww
you've got gum on your shoe!

[Damocles]

Roses are red,
Violets are dumb.
Max loses the thread,
And Bob chews the gum!

[Kronus]

Roses are Red
Violets are Green
Bob finds his friend Jack
And oh what a seen

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want more people on my friends list...
And that includes you!
:D

[Kronus]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I accepted your friendship
Now we are friends, that is true

[Damocles]

Roses are red,
Klunkheads are friendly
When Klunkheads are dead
Stovakor is their endly.

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all like the original BSG
that's true! :D

[Damocles]

Roses are dead.
Grass is no longer green
Dug up the septic tank.
Cause of a backed up latrine!

:cry:

[martok2112]

From The Benny Hill Show:

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, if it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

:D

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
My yard's one big hole.
The backhoe costs a fortune.
Finish tomorrow my goal!

:cry:

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Been mowing the lawn...too much grass...
achoo! achoo! achoo!

:LOL:

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I enjoy being a member of this site
And that's true!
:D

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Been gone digging.
My yard's now filled,
And I need to catch up!

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Been away from this site too long :cry:
Miss all of you! :D

[ulimann644]

Roses are red
violets are blue
damn... one of those cylons
blast away my left shoe... :eek: ( to be continue... )

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
had Thanksgiving turkey am so full of stuff
and keep on thinking haven't had enough
:D

[ulimann644]

Roses are red
violets are black
Kane has gone
and never came back...

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's snowing today
Boo hoo:cry:

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We've got snow on the ground :blink:
Oh, Frack! I've got shovelling to do! :cry:

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm ready to celebrate the Yule
How about you? ;)

[bsg1fan1975]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm so sick of rain
I want to spew!

[Athene]

Roses are red
The Yule decorations have a nice sheen
And they make a nice gleem
While visions of Muffit danced in my head:muffit:

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
oh, I see Muffit!
Big HI to you!

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I had a Great Chrismas
How about you? ;)

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I want Spring to come soon, it's too cold! :cry:
How about you?;)

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm addicted to TOS BSG
How about you?! ;)

[BST]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm addicted to TOS BSG
How about you?! ;)

Roses are red,
violets are great
I've loved TOS BSG
.... since September 17, 1978.

:)

[Athene]

Roses are red,
violets are great
I've loved TOS BSG
.... since September 17, 1978.

:)

Roses are red,
violets are blue
I loved TOS BSG since September 1978 ...
too! :salute:

[Damocles]

Roses are red:
Been gone almost a year,
Now I am back,
Can't drink any more beer.:cry:

[Athene]

Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
Can't wait for Spring...
Can you?

[Athene]

Roses are red...
violets are blue...
Why is there still snow on the ground... :?:
and not Spring dew?

[ulimann644]

roses are red...
violets are black...
after 4 months in Finland...
I´m finally back

[Damocles]

Roses are red,
Here, it is storming.
We should be in drought:
So much for global warming.

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've gone too long from this site
It feels good to be back
How about all of you? ;)

[Damocles]

Roses are red,
Another bell cast wrong.:P:
But Athene is back!
Been away too long! :)

[Athene]

Roses are red
this site in neat
Damocles is so sweet *awwww*
and it's great to be back at Colonial Fleets! :D

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets aren't black
What the frack happened to this site?
I'm so glad it's back!

[Athene]

Roses are red
I'm in good cheer
Let TOS BSG be again celebrated!
It's another anniversary this year! :salute:

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
My bruises are purple.
Don't let a curple^2 hold the ladder
If you don't want to hirple^1.

# Hirple is a British word, which means "to walk lamely or hobble".
# Curple is a word out of Scotland, which refers to the hindquarters of a horse.

[Athene]

Roses are red
I like posting here
Everytime I read what Damocles and others have written
It bring me good cheer :)

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Violets are not pink.
Got chased by a bear;
And now I sorta stink......

If you know what I mean.:/:

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I :heart: CF :salute:
How about you? ;)

[Athene]

Roses are red
The weather is sunny
What Damocles just wrote
Is so very funny! :rotf:

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
No more bears for me.
Did you know that Yogi
Will follow you up the tree?
I pulled a massive Boo Boo.
Let's just say guys,
That a Tarzan I can try.
It came as quire a surprise
To the bear to realize.
That bears don't fly.
SPLAT!

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets aren't good for toasting
Damocles is very witty
and sure does a lot of posting! ;)

[Damocles]

Roses are red
Violets aren't good for toasting
Damocles is very witty
and sure does a lot of posting! ;)

Roses are red.
Cast bell is cooling.
Cat purrs in the corner.
And the dog on me is drooling.

I post a lot during waits.

[Athene]

Roses are red
marshmallows are good for toasting
it's great to be here
and good to be posting :D

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
My hard-drive, it fried.
The toaster caught fire,
And the tea maker died.

Not a good day.

[Athene]

Roses are red
am feeling a bit sad
hope Damocles computer problem will be over soon
and then I'll be glad

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Twenty oh nine is Dead.
Twenty Ten looks so too.

:(

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue...
rang in 2010 with too much ambrosia...
how about the rest of you? ;)

[julix]

Roses are red
violets are blue...
rang in 2010 with too much ambrosia...
how about the rest of you? ;)


LOL!:rotf:

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
Violets are not black.
After an extended illness.
This yoyo is back.

D.

[Senmut]

Roses are red,
Baltar's heart is black.
Shut up and launch,
IT'S A CYLON ATTACK!

[Athene]

Roses are red
violets are blue
This place is one of the funnest places to be
and that's true! :salute:

[Damocles]

Roses are red.
So here's the plan.
Try to write verse.
That at least will scan...
Rats!
Missed by that much.

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
When Muffit sneezes
do nuts and bolts come out of him too? :D

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Was kidnapped by Cylons
Am back and I missed all of you!

[martok2112]

(somebody check and make sure she's not a Cylon) :)


Welcome back, Athene. :)

[Lara]

Roses are red..
Not matt black and chrome..
I'm sure its Athena
Lets welcome her home!!

Cheers,
Lara

[martok2112]

Roses are red
So are carbuncles
If a Cylon can look human
I'll be a Monkey's Uncle.

:D (runs....hides)

[bsg1fan1975]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pardon me
but that's not mud on your shoe!

[Athene]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Got kidnapped by Cylons
Escaped
And am back amongst all of you! :girl:

[bsg1fan1975]

The sky is blue,
The night is black.
Pardon me,
but did you make that duck Quack?