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Old June 20th, 2003, 10:54 AM   #1
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra than Alzheimer's Research.

This means by 2020, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what
to do with them.
 
Old June 21st, 2003, 08:13 AM   #2
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Subject: One Wish

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he said out loud, Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime
I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside,
what they are thinking when they give e me the silent treatment, why they
cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a
woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge



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TO Steve!


HAHAHAHHAHHAAHA THAT Was GREAT!

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We have a jokes thread........somewhere......
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I could not find it
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FG and Steve,

"Ask and ye shall receive...The Jokes Thread"

http://www.colonialfleets.com/forums...?threadid=2522

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"Ask and ye shall receive...The Jokes Thread"

http://www.colonialfleets.com/forums...?threadid=2522

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Yes, we indeed have a joke thread....We had an original War of the Sexes that was lost in the move. I restarted it and then it disappeared. Ojai started another joke thread.....we can incorporated the two or we can continue this one as a real thought for the day, like with one liners.......
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Thought for the day:

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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