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Old October 15th, 2003, 07:11 PM   #151
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Em looks around and calls to Amberstar on the bridge" Come-on! we need to launch now!" Em climbs into her viper waiting for Amberstar and the other warriors to arrive as she flips the switch and hears her engines roar there is a flash of bright light. Em is blinded for a moment. She hears...........
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the Beavers are still singing. Quickly, Em turns off the unicom, pops open the canopy and gets out of the Viper. Ever since that bright flash of light, she just hasn't felt quite right. She turns to head out of the launch bay when.........
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Dawg comes running up. "Woof," he says, looking very perplexed.

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They hear a loud crash behind the launch bay doors. They run to see...........
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A humongous ice sculpture of a urinating beaver crashing to the floor, carved at great lengths by the throng of drunken beavers...

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BST comes barrelling down the corridor, after hearing the loud crash in the launch bay, thinking "what could have possibly happened now?" He slows his approach when he sees Em, Dawg, and Muffit standing in the corridor, doubled over in laughter. He cautiously approaches them, not knowing what to expect then, he sees the sculpture......
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Amberstar isn't far behiend BST and finally catches up to the group.
(It's a long trip from the bridge).
She can see everyone laughing hysterically and finally notices the broken
beaver sculpture.
"About time that thing fell over", she thought.
Suddenly the Comander.............
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Kingfish says, "Anyone for Beaver stew?" :laugh:
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Old October 20th, 2003, 05:30 PM   #159
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Geez no one wants beaver stew. Okay how about beaver pelts? WooWoo."
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Well, I'm certainly glad Kingfish has returned to his job of Daggit (and Beaver) Catcher. Now to keep him out of the beavers' ambrosia!

But ... Beaver Stew?

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"Bever Pelts sound good to me"! Amberstar and group started shaking their heads in complete agreement.
Suddenly, the beavers ran away as quickly as they could!
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Yes, we could line our viper seats with the fur...wait...what am I talking about. I don't have the heart to hurt the beavers. They are so cute, even if they are annoying.....I think we ought to put them in the holadeck and let them sing whenever they want to.*Em stops and remembers that they don't have holadecks*...oppps, then where was I the other night....suddenly a loud crash startles her...she turns to see..........
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Even if the beavers ARE singing, I don't give a dam!
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LOL.....well, then you can catch them.... These guys are not about to give up their lives easily. They like to drink to much..... Em looks down the hall toward faint sounds of singing, suddenly an explosion rocks the ship. They run to see.................
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The beavers chasing OWD down the corridor.....................
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dragging half-empty bottles of ambrosia behind them. OWD, of course, was yelling for Kingfish the daggit-catcher, but...
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...he had been tackled by Muffit, who was busy clamping down on his throat, and sniffing for mushies.
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Can't get enough of them mushies...

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Amberstar and Muffit help OWD stand up . While the beavers and Muffit continue their search for mushies else where, Red alert sounds once again......
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...and one of the beavers, hiccuping, suggests:

"Can't we just call it Red Eye Alert?"

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"you know the cooks spiked the mushies again. They found about half of them had plantvapor in them" Deckape said as he
watched drunk beavers and aww frack grabs a mushie.
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Em walks down the corridor, hoping the rest don't confuse her stash of ambrosia with mushies.As she checks her hiding place she hears......................
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Em turns to see who made such a statement and would actually believe that anyone would do that these days.....she is surprised to see...............
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:p lol...Em runs over to Senmut and gives him a big before running him down with the drunken Em stops short and decides to buy Senmut a but then remembers what happens everytime they drink together :upchuck: As they settle in for and they hear...............
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...the theme to Battlestar Galactica...their hearts swell...their ears tingle...even the beavers are hushed into silence, listening with awe...

Stu Phillips, you are amazing...

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The Beavers stop drinking and start dancing...
Em pulls up a chair to watch with Muffit....suddenly a drunken beaver runs down the corridor screaming..................
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Senmut, deciding that being in proximity to Em is preferable to a bunch of beavers, buys another round of ambrosia-soaked mushies, and challenges her to a game of strip-ambrosia.
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