Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory
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In order to understand Religous Cylons you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of firedancers made up of hairy belly people with help from refugees.
The conspiracy first started during the first flush of a toilet in Caprica City. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the founding of the 13th Colony.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.
They want to invade the homeland of Neo-Cons and imprison resisters in a hole in the bottom of the sea using phonebooths.
In order to prepare for this, we all must launch an offensive. Since the media is controlled by Ben Franklin we should get our information from the White House.
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The Neocons were created by Americans.
They went insane.
They devolved.
They look and sound rational.
Some are programmed to think they are right.
There are many versions.
And they have a plan.
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause" - Padme Amidala, Revenge of the Sith
"Lord, please save me from your followers"
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