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January 6th, 2005, 05:29 PM
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Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
Funny stuff...enjoy
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3. Technobabble.
The other night, I couldn't get my car to start. I solved the problem by reversing the polarity of the car battery, and routing the power through my satellite dish. The resulting subspace plasma caused a rift in the space-time continuum, which created a quantum tunnelling effect that charged the protons in the engine core, thus starting my car. Child's play, really. As a happy side-effect, I also now get the Spice Channel for free.
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January 6th, 2005, 05:37 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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But, you didn't bring the anti-matter up to 8000 degrees!!!
You're lucky that rift was self-sealing!
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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January 6th, 2005, 06:17 PM
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"Ye' canna change th' laws' o' physics!"
But occasionally, one can suggest amendments.
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January 6th, 2005, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sci-Fi
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January 7th, 2005, 10:34 PM
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"Everyone's entitled to a little confusion in their lives.
I practicly thrive on it."
"Dirk's always wanted to make love with himself, and now he could succeed!!!"
RH
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January 9th, 2005, 01:15 PM
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Stubborn Colonial Warship
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I have to express my disappointment
that list is limited to only 10 things. I should be longer...
Sci-Fi, a sincere thanks for posting that!!! VERY funny!!! I'm going to have to spread that link around now...
Regards,
GA
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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January 9th, 2005, 02:07 PM
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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January 11th, 2005, 04:58 PM
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January 11th, 2005, 05:45 PM
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" KEEPING THE FAITH"
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January 11th, 2005, 06:20 PM
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I don't know which was funnier ...........the 10 reasons ..........or the 'responses'
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January 14th, 2005, 07:20 PM
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Antwaan Randal El is no name for a football player! It's a name for a Star Wars Character!! Can't you just hear Obi Wan saing "A young Jedi named Antwaan Randal El, who was a pupil of mine..."
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January 15th, 2005, 03:34 AM
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That was funny! I love the Seatbelt thing and the fuses on the ops displays. I'll be back later, I have to go re-modulate somthing. hahaha
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For fans of the Classic Battlestar Galactica series
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