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Old November 10th, 2003, 04:17 AM   #181
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Amberstar, Just getting back from deep space patrol, thanks Senmut for the mushies.
After a mission like that some time in the cafe is way over due! She turns to see Baltar chasing a screaming beaver down the halway of the Galactica and into the cafe..........
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Old November 10th, 2003, 09:24 AM   #182
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Baltar: "Give me back my chin spotlight you beaver! How can I look menacing with ambient lighting???"

Beaver: "Neener, neener, neener!"

...They run off down the hallway...

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Old November 11th, 2003, 07:39 PM   #183
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Crashing into POOOOOOOR Squadron Leader Shining star
forcing her to swallow her inhaler that Dr. Salik told her to use
without fail. As she is choking and gasping for air she
manages to shout.............. I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME
BEAVER JOKES ............NOT SEND THE "BEAVERS" INTO ME ................<GASP>
cough cough <GASP>
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Old November 12th, 2003, 02:43 PM   #184
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Em smiles at Senmut knowing that she has never lost a game of strip Ambrosia....she looks around wondering where the beavers went, seeing that it had suddenly gotten very quiet. Suddenly they hear a distant beaver voice yelling..............
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Beaver: "I speak whaaaaaaaaaaaaale!!!"
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Old November 13th, 2003, 01:24 AM   #186
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Senmut, downing the 55th grog-soaked mushies, doesn't CARE if Em has never lost. It's the game that counts!
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Em sits next to Senmut and eats his last mushie...she looks over at Muffit and winks.....suddenly...................
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Old November 13th, 2003, 09:09 PM   #188
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Muffit winks back, and the diemdodied voice of Count Ib...Beaver, sats..."Go!"
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Em jumps up and hurries down the corridor. She remembers the last time she witnessed that. As she turned the corner of the corridor, she ran into....................
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Old November 14th, 2003, 06:42 PM   #190
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...a Thanksgiving turkey being chased by a crowd of beavers.

Turkey: "But I'm NOT a turkey - really! I'm a Caprican parakeet!!! Help!"

Beavers: "Close enough! Come here my tasty morsel!"

The turkey's spine begins to glow, it turns, and then...

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Into a monstrous manifestation of Count Iblis, fire leaping from his fingers, eyes glowing rad, and filling the corridor with his hideous laugh!!!!
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At that exact moment, a horde of pandas with alzheimers and dementia goes wild in the corridor.

Muffit: "What's all this?"
Beaver: "Why, isn't it obvious? It's panda-monium!!!"
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Iblis turns, scowling, and shoots beams of evil light from his eyes, blasting beaver into itsy bitsy pieces.
"I hate bad puns!" he roars.
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Amberstar notices the ships of lights have returned, and for a brief moment this has distracted the evil Count...........
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Em joins her commrads and pushes the Count into the airlock. There is BH sitting there. They were all shocked to see her still alive. They shut the hatch and peered through the window. Suddenly BH jumps up and.................................
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hugs Count Iblis, further distracting him. Even through the closed airlock door they can hear her shout, "The man of my dreams!!!" There are several hands that reach for the button that will open the outer airlock door, and....
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"WHOOSH"............................there was a loud sucking sound. They all peered through the window and saw............
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A commercial.
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Em switched the channel to Battlestar Galactica from the Bonnie Hammer show. They all settled down to watch the great old shows.Suddenly out of the blue...................
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Baltar leaps from the screen, followed by Lucifer and a dozen armed Centurions. The eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil traitor looks lecherously at Em, and hisses: "Off with her helmet!"
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Em smiles knowing that she doesn't have her helmet on and if this is as lecherous Baltar can get, she has nothing to worry about.......but just in case, she gets up, leaves the room and starts down the corridor...she sees in the distance a familar face. She smiles as she walks faster....suddenly..................
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She smacks into Sen, dressed as Baltar for the costume party in honor of Commander Cronus Day, and falls under his spell......
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Em pulls out her spell deflecting sunglasses and quickly puts them on......can't afford to be under a spell...to much to do.....Em walks down the hall muttering to,herself, "Can't afford to be under a spell.....even from my preciousssssssssss.....
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Once her back is turned, Em gets a drugged dart in the neck. Slowly the drug takes effect, and with little beatings heart appearing in the air over her head, she turns around, heading back for Sen.
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...who has crumpled to the floor because Dawg took a big wooden mallet and thumped him on his head, which now has a bright ring of twinkling stars spinning around it.

"Oooh, look at the pretty stars," Senmut mumbles, then goes to sleep.

Dawg hands Em a cup of strong black coffee. "Drink this, Em," Dawg says, "and you'll be fine. Just stay out of the ambrosia for an hour or two, and that means stay away from the beavers for awhile."

Of course, the peacefull moment can't last, because running pell-mell around the corner comes....
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a cloven hoof BUNNY! (*scary music here*)

Yes, it was actually a furry cloven hoof bunny that Apollo and Starbuck saw in the wreck in War of the Gods, and didn't want Sheba to see!

/So/ menacing, rearing up on it hind legs, saliva dripping from its twisted lips, eyes red and distant, like a doll's eyes, a full eight inches of pure terror!

Dawg, Senmut and Em freeze in shock, and then...

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following the cloven-hoofed bunny...

"Shhhhh," he said as he tiptoed around the corner. "I'm hunting wabbits."
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