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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:56 PM   #1831
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Drunk Borg: Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:56 PM   #1832
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GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO: Borg subroutine
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:57 PM   #1833
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Geraldo of Borg: Next brothers who assimilate sisters.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:57 PM   #1834
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Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:58 PM   #1835
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HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:59 PM   #1836
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I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 07:59 PM   #1837
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I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you?
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:00 PM   #1838
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I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:00 PM   #1839
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I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective?
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:01 PM   #1840
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I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:02 PM   #1841
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I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:02 PM   #1842
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I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:03 PM   #1843
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I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:03 PM   #1844
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I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:04 PM   #1845
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I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:05 PM   #1846
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I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
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I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:06 PM   #1848
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I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOooooo! Donuts!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:06 PM   #1849
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I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:07 PM   #1850
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I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:07 PM   #1851
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I am Madonna of Borg. Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:08 PM   #1852
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I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:09 PM   #1853
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I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:09 PM   #1854
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I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:10 PM   #1855
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I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:11 PM   #1856
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I yam Popeye of Borg, Prepare to be askimilated
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:11 PM   #1857
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McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:12 PM   #1858
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My other computer is a Borg.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:12 PM   #1859
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Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
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Old April 17th, 2009, 08:13 PM   #1860
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P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.
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