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December 8th, 2005, 03:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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Death of an Icon
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes
in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a
lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave
site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered
a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times he still was a crusty old man and was considered
a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 8th, 2005, 04:21 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Viper Mk II, Patroling the Fleet
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OMG that's classic
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December 8th, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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December 8th, 2005, 07:13 PM
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Major
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Utah
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thank is great, thanks for a good laugh
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December 9th, 2005, 03:04 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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ya'll are so welcome
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 9th, 2005, 10:08 AM
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Battlestar Callisto
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 1,071
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Don't be so sad, I'm sure he will "rise" again!!!
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December 12th, 2005, 03:57 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 15th, 2005, 02:59 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Viper Mk II, Patroling the Fleet
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