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September 8th, 2006, 07:14 PM
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Shades of Gray
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New London, Ohio
Posts: 914
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no, me.
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September 9th, 2006, 08:32 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: May 2004
Location: colorado
Posts: 2,915
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Mine, Mine, Mine......................
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September 9th, 2006, 09:53 AM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cairns, FNQ, Australia
Posts: 27
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My first post so I claim the right to call it mine
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September 9th, 2006, 06:49 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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So....um...has this thread died yet? What do I win?
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September 9th, 2006, 09:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 5,693
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i got it
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September 9th, 2006, 10:33 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
Posts: 3,153
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Hi there !
So what 's this all about? how do I play and what's the aim?
Forgive me,,I currently suffer from Newbie-ness....... love to hear from anyone...
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September 9th, 2006, 10:59 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 159
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This is, without a doubt, the most pointless thread I've ever seen. Naturally, I'm in.
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September 10th, 2006, 01:04 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
Posts: 3,153
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Okay, I think I get it... I think... could be just the maitai thinking for me though...
Sooooo I'm taking this thres ...trhad,,...wait...I got it...THREAD offf to the Rising Satr...Sart....STAR! for a little game of Pyramid....and maybe a stronger drink....
And maybe the this thread needs toasting...
P.S. A lttle advice...don't drink while on patrol....
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September 10th, 2006, 02:25 AM
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Squadron Leader
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posts: 1,081
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Ahh new blood..welcome Sarika..and !hi to GDafii, too
Nice of you to keep the thread company for a while, but time for it to take a stroll downunder..
As far as I've ever discovered the only point to this thread is to be the last person to post..sometimes being 'it' is for a fraction of a microsecond, sometimes you get a few days, so enjoy some silly fun!!
Hey Tux, no prize, 'cept I'm real glad to read you around the traps again..
Cheers,
Lara
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September 10th, 2006, 08:26 AM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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Good to be home Lara, I will win this thread yet.
Sarika, You are off balance..I like that in people. I suggest mixing drinks, try a few barrel rolls and then close your eyes. That'll help.
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September 10th, 2006, 02:19 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cairns, FNQ, Australia
Posts: 27
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I think I could win this
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September 10th, 2006, 03:52 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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If people would only ignore me more........then...I could win. Wait...how would anyone know I won fi they ignore me.......darn it.
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September 10th, 2006, 04:03 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: May 2004
Location: colorado
Posts: 2,915
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainTux
If people would only ignore me more........then...I could win. Wait...how would anyone know I won fi they ignore me.......darn it.
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Hi Tux Now it is mine!!!
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September 10th, 2006, 06:38 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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But, Julix.....this is all I have. Without this....I am nothing..... (is the pity working?)
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September 10th, 2006, 09:25 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
Posts: 165
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"FREEZE! ...don't move...I'm fully armed with expired mushies, and I'm not afraid to use them!
Now, I want you to release that thread, slowly and carefully, and nobody gets hurt".
"On the count of three microns, I want you to place it down beside you and then back away...steady now...1..2..3 Okay, I'm picking up the thread. Stay where you are...these mushies are way over their use-by date, and they smell like felgercarb you don't want to know about"!!
"Now I'm going through the hatch behind me, don't try to stop me.
You can move only after I'm on the other side of the door.......Oooppss.......oh frack"!!!!
As the brave red squadron lieutenant makes a hasty turn toward the hatch, she slips on a mushie that was dropped, unnoticed, on her way into the Galactica Cafe
The rest of the mushies and the precious last thread go, ultimately, flying out of her hands.....everyone ducks for cover....a chorus of "run for your lives"!!, is holla'd out.
Lyra, having only one choice but to grapple with desperation for the thread, before someone else seizes it, pulls herself to her feet, and bolts for the thread, but the thread is flying..it's air-borne.
Lyra runs for it, trying to avoid a collision with other warriors, also running. She manages to pass several warriors from blue and green squadron, she positions herself almost beneath the thread, ready to catch it as it descends.. her hands waiting for it,,but wait..oh nooooo!!!
Lyra glances down for a split micron, and there coming up before her, on the floor, a pile of rotten mushies....Lyra tries to swerve and miss it, but her footing is less than an inchlon away(....that's right, you heard me..inchlon sounds galactican,doesn't it?), she can't stop in time...too late...
Once more her warrior legs give way under her, upon the slippery surface...
But wait, Capt Tux is siding up next to her...."Eat my lazor dust, Lyra"! Capt Tux says as he passes by.
Lyra's eyes narrow with determination..."not if I can shoot you down first"!, she replies.
She can just reach Capt Tux's feet...cleverly, Lyra pulls him down to the floor.. a confusion of legs and arms land in a crumpled heap next to her.
"HA"!, Lyra laughs with triumph as she jumps up once more...the thread about to land in her slender hands. "Come to mamma", she purrs with a satisfied smirk spreading across her face.
" I don't know how in Hades I did it, but the Gods of Kobol must have been smiling on me today".......
And so, the dazzling Lyra holds the last thread, and strides across the room with her dignity in tact, head held high, uniform besmirched with rotting mushies, people passing out from the stench, but she did it!
"All in a senton's patrol", she says.
"Anyone else wanna take me on? I dare you....", she adds.
"Ooooh, Colada...sweeeet.... ", Lyra coos wide-eyed.
As Lyra settles down to rejuvenate with a victory drink, and singing happily to herself the words to, "Evil Woman" by ELO, and bopping her head to an imaginary beat in her head, someone is plotting across the room to snatch the thread.
But who will it be????
By the way, "Hi everyone, I'm new to this thread. How was my debut?...this is such fun"!! Ohh and no hard feelings, Tux!
Blessings to y'all!
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September 10th, 2006, 10:16 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 159
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What a load of felgarcarb.
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September 11th, 2006, 12:40 AM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
Posts: 3,153
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New blood? You're not connected to Borellians are you, Lara? Just kidding...(note to self: don't cross Lara...may go on a blood trail..)
But seriously, thanks for your welcome, and you too, Capt Tux!
And in reference to my being off balance...that's quite normal for me.
Again, only making jest.
We must learn to laugh at our foibles, like mixing the wrong cyber beverages....ha ha...I was just happy, and tipsy...on Life!
I'm quite an individual though...aren't we all?
I maintain my personality as a complex one. I enjoy being me!
Take joy in yourself too and always go for happiness, everyone!
This thread truly makes delightful uncommon sense!
Ambrosia, anyone?
I agree, that last one was quite an impressionable load of felgercarb..evil genius...LOL
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September 11th, 2006, 01:08 AM
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Shades of Gray
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New London, Ohio
Posts: 914
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Hello, mind if I take the thread for a spin?
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September 11th, 2006, 06:02 AM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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A few things are unclear to me....
I seem to remember saying someting about lazer dust, wrestling with a girl while NOT in a bar covered in oil, and then losing the thread. I think I may need medical attention.
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Tux
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September 11th, 2006, 06:09 AM
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Squadron Leader
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posts: 1,081
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Tux, that's what happens when you play the pity card..you get noticed..
Thread goes down under..waaay downunder (as I'm much closer to the south pole than GDafi is!!)
Its cool down here and the view is nice.. icebergs and penguins galore..
Cheers,
Lara
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September 11th, 2006, 06:44 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: May 2004
Location: colorado
Posts: 2,915
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Wow,
That was a great one-act play..............standing ovation. Yet, the tread is mine!!!!
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September 11th, 2006, 07:15 AM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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Quote:
Originally Posted by julix
Wow,
That was a great one-act play..............standing ovation. Yet, the tread is mine!!!!
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Agreed, it was. I think if we do not stop postin now, her wonderful work will be lost. So...um...stop posting...now?
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Tux
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September 11th, 2006, 04:06 PM
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#30803
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: May 2004
Location: colorado
Posts: 2,915
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainTux
Agreed, it was. I think if we do not stop postin now, her wonderful work will be lost. So...um...stop posting...now?
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ummm no.............
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September 11th, 2006, 10:01 PM
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Shades of Gray
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New London, Ohio
Posts: 914
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Yes, do it know.
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September 11th, 2006, 10:36 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: On a Ship of Lights...beyond reach
Posts: 165
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainTux
A few things are unclear to me....
I seem to remember saying someting about lazer dust, wrestling with a girl while NOT in a bar covered in oil, and then losing the thread. I think I may need medical attention.
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Hi Tux, allow me to clear the confusion... I'm a born dribbler...verbal dribble, that is. However now I'm confused...you said you seem to remember doing all those things mentioned...
Hmmmmm.....
Oh, it wasn't a bar covered in oil...(what bar were you in?) ...it was expired mushies ....
The wrestle was thrown in just for fun...just to see if you were awake....
I don't think you need any more medical attention than I do ..
But grazia for all your kind applause for my cyber felgercarb...it's an art form in its own right....
And now the thread is once again MINE!
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September 12th, 2006, 11:49 PM
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#30806
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
Posts: 3,153
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The Last Piscon Siress
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September 13th, 2006, 03:30 AM
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#30807
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Shades of Gray
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: New London, Ohio
Posts: 914
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Mine
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September 13th, 2006, 08:34 AM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarika
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Nope, here are the many faces of the real CaptainTux, however:
Most of the pics are accurate except the beard is gone and I have lost 15 pounds.
You make a fine individual to cover in a scrape...together we can take this thread and pwn the rest of these folks! Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh!
The avatar is Captain Mal Reynolds from Firefly Serentiy.
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Tux
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September 13th, 2006, 10:05 PM
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Renegade Humanocylon
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the cockpit of my modified Viper.
Posts: 1,442
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That may not be Captain Tux's true to life avatar, but as I have told my fellow Fleet'ers, my avatar is the real me. Below is an enlargement of that pic.
Oh, and this thread is...
More
Is
Never
Enough
Although
Gold
Assuredly
Is
Nice
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CAG - Red Squadron Leader
Battlestar Prometheus BSG-68
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So, what's the charge this time? - Lee Adama
Striking a superior @$$hole. - Kara Thrace
Ah. I bet you've been waiting all day to say that one. - Lee Adama
Most of the afternoon, yeah. - Kara Thrace
Right. - Lee Adama
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September 13th, 2006, 10:50 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Near Chicago, Il
Posts: 370
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I like costumes too.
Hee hee.
Seriously, nice work on the threads, but this thread is mine.
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Tux
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