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August 15th, 2003, 08:03 PM
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August 15th, 2003, 08:25 PM
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Muffit smiles at amberstar and shiningstar .
Then they notice 14 beavers ripping apart all the crew mattresses, trying to extract their innards.
Suddenly, the beavers all shout at once:
Beavers: "Guess what time it is???"
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And they throw all the mattress springs into the air and shout:
"IT'S SPRINGTIME!!!"
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August 16th, 2003, 03:59 AM
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August 16th, 2003, 09:38 AM
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August 24th, 2003, 07:18 PM
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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August 25th, 2003, 07:47 PM
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#126
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RED alert is still blasting and not one single viper has launched!
Tigh is heading toward the launch bay when Amberstar and others arrive first! Just microns ahead of him!
" I'd rather face the enemy in a viper than Tigh when he is angry!"
Amberstar
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August 26th, 2003, 02:10 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Suddenly amberstar sees 2 beavers running past toward the launch tubes, arguing furiously:
Gnawty Beaver: "I tell you the name is obvious!"
Harry Beaver: "What do you mean???"
Gnawty: "Colonial means, 'of or pertaining to the colon'!"
Harry: "You're high on Tylium fumes! So you're trying to tell me that
Colonial Fleets is a site about butt stuff???"
Gnawty: "Well, you gotta admit, us beavers are a pain in the aaa- er, behind!!!" <Hey, it's a family show after all >
The argument tapers off into silence as they run toward the launch bay...
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August 26th, 2003, 03:39 PM
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Repcisg, standing by a Viper sees the Beavers walk by, then checks the bottom of his boots.
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August 26th, 2003, 05:05 PM
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Em smiles and hands him a cloth to wipe off any beaver residual. Em climbs into her viper to start her patrol when Harry beaver jumps............
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August 26th, 2003, 07:25 PM
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#130
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up on Shining Star who has just survived Muffit singing
3000000 choruses of 3000000000 beavers on the
bridge
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August 26th, 2003, 08:08 PM
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Amberstar shakes her head seeing the beaver jump . Poor Shiningstar has been through a lot today and it isn't even noon yet!
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August 30th, 2003, 12:27 PM
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Amberstar is ready to launch when suddenly red alert stops.
What the frack is going on here? Everyone is at a loss for words.
Then we hear Commander Adama's voice over unicom...
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August 30th, 2003, 01:12 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Adama: "Stand down from Red Alert! Our intoxicated beavers have dammed up the space river the incoming salmon were using to hit us with! Huzzah for the beavers!!!"
Tigh: "You meana the dangera is overa?"
Adama: "Yes Tigh"
Tigh: "Becausa the beaversa made adama?"
Adama: "Where do you get good help these days??? Sheesh!"
Beavers: "Bring on the AMBROSIA!!!! We're comin' in!"
Muffit: "Quick! Hide the hard stuff!!! Hey, do we got any Near-Beaver?"
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August 30th, 2003, 02:07 PM
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That's one we owe to the beaver squad! (Can't believe I just said that).
The first round is on me. I think we all are going to need a cold one!
Amberstar walks away toward the lounge with Sninningstar, and Em. To find Muffit and Repcsig sitting at a corner table..
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August 30th, 2003, 02:07 PM
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Amberstar and SHiningstar walked on to the bridge for
their shift ......Only too be trampled by several
rampaging Beavers .........................
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September 3rd, 2003, 07:56 PM
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Amberstar is working on a pile of paperwork trying to concentrate, but thoes beavers are making it hard to work.....
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September 6th, 2003, 04:25 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Two beavers are sitting at a corner table, kidding around...
First Beaver: "What did the beaver say to the log?"
Second Beaver: "I have no idea"
First Beaver: "It's been nice gnawing you"
Second Beaver: "That's knot funny"
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September 6th, 2003, 04:32 PM
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Muff Daggy
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They continued:
First Beaver: "Two beavers were in a doctor's waiting room. The girl beaver was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the boy beaver.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl beaver.
When he heard this, the boy beaver started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl beaver.
The boy beaver looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
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September 6th, 2003, 05:49 PM
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September 27th, 2003, 02:18 PM
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Em walks down the darkened corridor listening to the echo of her boots on the floor. So quiet and lonely. She walks into the launch bay climbs up on her viper and looks around. Where did everybody go? Suddenly out in the corridor she hears.....................
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September 28th, 2003, 07:09 AM
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the sound of footsteps. She climbs down from her viper, pulls her sidearm and investigates. She walks out into the corridor, but no one is there. Could it be that she wanted to hear someone? She closes her eyes and smiles as she remembers her friends and the laughter and happy times. Has all of the animosity of the trolls and the mimi series taken all the happy times away? Em opens her eyes as a tear rolls down her cheek. She wipes away the tear and forces herself to smile. A voice is heard down the corridor. Em turns to see..........
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September 28th, 2003, 10:31 AM
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Great Wise Guru
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Dawg, who grins and waves - then his eyes grow wide and he points down the corridor
"Beavers," he whispers. "Drunken Beavers....."
"Have you seen Kingfish lately?"
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September 28th, 2003, 12:59 PM
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#143
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Em tiptoes over to Dawg and gives him a hug and a kiss, "So good to see you sweetpea. I thought we had been lost forever. Now let's go wake the drunken beavers....Kingfish is arpound someplace, probably making sure Bonnie doesn't get back in the airlock" As they walk down the corridor they hear the snores of the drunken beavers. As the snoring gets louder they hear..........
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September 28th, 2003, 04:16 PM
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Muff Daggy
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...the beavers talking in their sleep.
Sleeping Beaver #1: "Six! I'm on Oriental! I'll buy it!"
Sleeping Beaver #2: "You can't buy it, it's mine and I have a hotel. That'll be $550!"
Sleeping Beaver #3: "I thought a six put you on Community Chest?"
Sleeping Beaver #2: "Nah, you're thinking of his wife's nickname. They call her the community chest cuz she'll bare all for half a cubit."
Sleeping Beaver #3: "Twelve! I hit the mush pot! Gimme, gimme money!"
Sleeping Beaver #1: "What are you on??? We call it a mush pot cuz you get mushies when you land on it!"
Sleeping Beaver #2: "Four, I'm on B & O! I'll..."
Sleeping Beaver #1: "Yeah, you got BO alright. Go take a shower!!!"
The sleeping beaver conversation fades off into the night...
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September 29th, 2003, 05:05 AM
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#145
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Em doesn't have the heart to wake them up. It has been so long since there was this much quiet on the ship. Em leads Dawg and muffit to the galley to get some breakfast. When the door opens.................
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September 29th, 2003, 06:33 PM
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#146
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There are more drunken Beavers carrying a very
bewildered Shining star along the corrider
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October 6th, 2003, 08:28 PM
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#147
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Amberstar, taking a break from the stress of working on the bridge finds Shinningstar in trouble. She reacts and takes her friend away from the drunk beavers and heads back to the cafe as quickly as she can.
In the confusion the drunken beavers burst loudly into song.........
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October 7th, 2003, 07:13 AM
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"I love you, you love me,"
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October 7th, 2003, 04:23 PM
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#149
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Em quickly shuts the Cafe doors and locks them to keep out the singing beavers..."Man, those guys can really grate the nerves. I feel like the only solitude I have is in my viper....speaking of which, I am due for patrol..." As Em opens the Cafe door there is a loud............
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October 15th, 2003, 06:55 PM
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#150
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Roaring sound heard over the unicom.
For a micron Amberstar looks up from her station on the bridge and sees what appears to be a large object infront of the Galactica's main viewer, then in an instant it is gone.
Apollo anounces red alert and all vipers prepare to launch.......
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