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January 1st, 2004, 01:40 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: Indiana, God's Colony
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Why the sky is blue, the true story.
Many years ago, traveling in the high reaches of Tibet, I happened upon a wisened old lama and asked him, "Why is the sky blue?"
He told me, "The sky is blue, young grasshopper, because if it was green you wouldn't know where to stop mowing."
Now, mind you, I never actually saw a lawn in Tibet, but the answer seemed to make sense at the time...
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January 1st, 2004, 06:43 PM
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I knew that lama. He was my apprentice.
Wise man say,
That which does not kill me...I killed first.
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January 1st, 2004, 06:45 PM
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However, my former padawan did not get that one fully right. That is only one reason why the sky is blue. The main reason is much deeper and more significant, a reason only I in my wiseness knows.
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January 1st, 2004, 09:08 PM
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Dancing Viper Queen
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Re: 14th Colony's House of Enlightenment & Wise-Assners
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Originally posted by The 14th Colony
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Ask me all that you wish to know, and I will answer,
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I have a question:
What color is the sky in the world where you live?
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I have my own little place, but it's okay. They know me here.
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January 8th, 2004, 12:50 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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O Omnipotent One,
I am pondering a very disturbing question. Why are there women hating men in the world? What did the female species ever do to them?
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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January 9th, 2004, 11:37 AM
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Re: Re: 14th Colony's House of Enlightenment & Wise-Assners
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Originally posted by ojai22
I have a question:
What color is the sky in the world where you live?
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It is shades of green, with a cyan and magenta sunset. I live on the planet Trylania, in the city if Jhervis.
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January 9th, 2004, 11:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bsg1fan1975
O Omnipotent One,
I am pondering a very disturbing question. Why are there women hating men in the world? What did the female species ever do to them?
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I wasn't sure the answer to that, so I asked my grandmother but she kicked me in the testies. I'll ask her again later when she's not in so foul a mood.
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January 10th, 2004, 08:41 AM
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Bad Email Address
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OK...0 wise one...."who's your favorite sister"
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January 10th, 2004, 09:09 AM
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Why, that would be you, elder sweetness.....even though you've avoided my second survey. I feel so unworthy.
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January 10th, 2004, 09:26 AM
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Bad Email Address
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What?! I missed it? OMG where.....I think it may be your new avatar that has me confused....looking at boobs when I am talking to you...is distracting on a gender level....
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January 10th, 2004, 09:28 AM
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Bad Email Address
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How come all the new avatars resemble me?
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January 10th, 2004, 11:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by emerita
How come all the new avatars resemble me?
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Do you mean all the new smilies with the Viper helmets, or do you mean my avatars? You probably meant my avatars, but I want to be sure so I can answer you properly.
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January 10th, 2004, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by emerita
What?! I missed it? OMG where.....I think it may be your new avatar that has me confused....looking at boobs when I am talking to you...is distracting on a gender level....
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It is here in the Cafe section, sinking lower and lower on the page as more people avoid it and post elsewhere. Simply go to my signature area and click the 3rd link. That will take you right there. The second link goes to the first survey.
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January 10th, 2004, 01:13 PM
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Bad Email Address
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OK, i took your survey....lol
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March 21st, 2004, 06:02 PM
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Major
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wise master,
why do feet smell and noses run???????
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March 22nd, 2004, 01:08 PM
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On Vacation...
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wallet keys money pen notebook smokes lighter rubber and change wellllllll?????!! the stuff you hope your goina need george carlin a place for my stuff
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March 23rd, 2004, 08:21 PM
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O Wise and Mighty All Knowing Seer I beseech the gift of thy wisdom.
What fly should I cast to catch Brown Trout on the second Sunday of June?
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March 23rd, 2004, 08:40 PM
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On Vacation...
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always wanted to learn fly fishing
oh wise and wonderful all knowing Guru I would like to know why it is that men aren't physiologically designed to have babies, if we both could then we could spell each other off or who ever would prefer to get pregnat could, it would be so practical.
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March 23rd, 2004, 10:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by warhammerdriver
O Wise and Mighty All Knowing Seer I beseech the gift of thy wisdom.
What fly should I cast to catch Brown Trout on the second Sunday of June?
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A daggit with long flowing hair and dusty robes, wearing dozens of amulets, steps up to answer in lieu of 14th, who appears to be lost somewhere in contemplation...
Daggit: "Ah, grasshoppa, important thing is to make sure fly is shut when standing in stream full of big mouth trout...!!!"
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March 23rd, 2004, 11:10 PM
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On Vacation...
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March 24th, 2004, 03:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by launchcruiser7
wallet keys money pen notebook smokes lighter rubber and change wellllllll?????!! the stuff you hope your goina need george carlin a place for my stuff
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launchcruiser, I love that one! George Carlin is a hoot!
O wise A$$, I have a query for you to ponder. If hot dogs are packaged in groups of 10 then why are the buns sold in packages of 8?
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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March 24th, 2004, 07:25 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffit
A daggit with long flowing hair and dusty robes, wearing dozens of amulets, steps up to answer in lieu of 14th, who appears to be lost somewhere in contemplation...
Daggit: "Ah, grasshoppa, important thing is to make sure fly is shut when standing in stream full of big mouth trout...!!!"
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March 24th, 2004, 07:49 PM
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LMAO Muffit! If one did not zipper his fly despite the danger of big mouth trout he could easily go crazy. In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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March 24th, 2004, 07:54 PM
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On Vacation...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
LMAO Muffit! If one did not zipper his fly despite the danger of big mouth trout he could easily go crazy. In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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OMG that has to be the worst groiner I've read in a while!!!:laugh:
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March 24th, 2004, 08:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
launchcruiser, I love that one! George Carlin is a hoot!
O wise A$$, I have a query for you to ponder. If hot dogs are packaged in groups of 10 then why are the buns sold in packages of 8?
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This is a guy thing. Guys usually do the barbequing, and guys are the ones who planned out the bun counts based on personal experience. If you're a guy and you're grilling franks you're gonna do two things without hesitation. One is pop one in your mouth, not just as a taste test, but because you're impatient and want to scarf it down ASAP. Then, you're going to accidently drop one on the ground while bringing the cooked dogs to the table. That one will get kicked over to the family pooch to devour. And that leaves 8 franks and 8 buns. Problem solved.
I must wonder, however, if there was a Fraudian slip in your querie. You referred to me as a wise as$ and then asked me a question about buns. I suspect there was a subconscious connection in there, somehow, someway, somewhere.
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March 24th, 2004, 08:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
OMG that has to be the worst groiner I've read in a while!!!:laugh:
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The Master aims to please.
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March 24th, 2004, 08:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by braxiss
wise master,
why do feet smell and noses run???????
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Noses don't actually run, they drip. Feet also run and run fast when the nose smells the smelly feet of another person, who doesn't use Dial.
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March 24th, 2004, 08:19 PM
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Major
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The 14th Colony
Noses don't actually run, they drip. Feet also run and run fast when the nose smells the smelly feet of another person, who doesn't use Dial.
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thank you master,
:laugh: :laugh:
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March 24th, 2004, 08:20 PM
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Strike Leader
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rowan
always wanted to learn fly fishing
oh wise and wonderful all knowing Guru I would like to know why it is that men aren't physiologically designed to have babies, if we both could then we could spell each other off or who ever would prefer to get pregnat could, it would be so practical.
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If more men would have beer bellies and huge guts, this question would not be asked as it would appear that all men are always pregnant anyway. I have a big belly, so I'm already doing my part. But to be truthful, the last thing a man feels comfortable doing is going to the store to buy tampons for his lady. Men hate doing that. So if men had ovaries and wombs, they would never willingly buy tampons for themselves and as the British would say, we'd have a bloody mess on our hands (and streets).
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March 24th, 2004, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by launchcruiser7
wallet keys money pen notebook smokes lighter rubber and change wellllllll?????!! the stuff you hope your goina need george carlin a place for my stuff
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Um, huh? Okay, but...what?
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