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Old March 3rd, 2004, 05:42 PM   #1
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Wink The Love Star...

Disclaimer: To all, this is meant PURELY in fun! I mean no disrespect to those who enjoyed the new mini series, really! Just trying to have fun with a picture Thomas made and garner some laughs. Hope you all enjoy and take it as it is meant, just for fun and silliness.



The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture… )


Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!

The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…


Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…

Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”

Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”

Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”

Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”

Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”

Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)

Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”

Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”

Two soda machines molest each other in the background.

Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”

Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”

Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)

Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.

Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”

Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”

Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”

Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.

Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”

Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”

Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.

Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”


Music fades out…
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Old March 3rd, 2004, 05:53 PM   #2
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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Old March 3rd, 2004, 08:39 PM   #3
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Old March 3rd, 2004, 09:01 PM   #4
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Thanks Shiningstar! Thanks Braxiss!
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Old March 3rd, 2004, 10:07 PM   #5
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Oh I really love your wit!!

Excellent job hun!!!
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ROFLMAO!!! Great one !!!!!keep it up please??? :laugh:
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Old March 4th, 2004, 12:05 AM   #7
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Thanks Thomas!
Thanks DarkJedi!

The credit goes to our Thomas for the idea, I'm just trying to fill in the silly details...
Thanks all!
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you guys deserve a round of applause for this! It was fantastic and sick!
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Disclaimer: To all, this is meant PURELY in fun! I mean no disrespect to those who enjoyed the new mini series, really! Just trying to have fun with a picture Thomas made and garner some laughs. Hope you all enjoy and take it as it is meant, just for fun and silliness.



The Love Star
(Inspired by Thomas’ picture… )


Love! Disgusting and cold
Come aboard – if you’re nice and old!

The Love Star!
Soon we’ll be making another one
The Love Star!
Cylons with genitals and a gun!
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on some Velcro pants…


Scene: Welcoming hangar for new guests, people going to and fro as Julie – aka Jewels – welcomes one and all…

Julie: “Welcome Baltar! You’re in Promenade 666. And who is this lovely chrome plated lady you’re with?”

Baltar: “This is my mail order toaster – 2 slots are better than one!”

Julie: (Scowls) “Err, I’ll ignore that bawdy remark… try to keep it PG13 will ya?”

Dr. Bicker: “Having trouble with the guests sweet cheeks?”

Julie: “Can it doctor! Can’t you get along with /anyone/?”

Dr. Bicker: “Course not! Why do you think I’m called Dr. Bicker?” (Smiles)

Julie: “Hey! Weren’t you a man last season?”

Dr. Bicker: “Yeah! Gave myself a sex change this season. Always wondered what it was like to pee sitting down”

Two soda machines molest each other in the background.

Gopher: (Who is now a beaver) “Looks like Bubbles and PopTop are at it again”

Capt. Schtooping: “Lookin’ good doctor! How ‘bout my cabin after lights out?”

Doctor Bicker: (Decks him with his/her medical bag) “Sir! I’m not that kind of guy! Err gal! Err what the heck am I…?” (We hear zipper sound)

Suddenly we see Earth explode in the background framed by the hangar entrance.

Capt. Schtooping: “Too bad, think of all that potential audience gone to waste… (shrugs nonchalantly) Oh well! Let’s go to bed!”

Gopher/Beaver: “Don’t you do ANYTHING but schtoop?”

Capt. Schtooping: “Course not! Hey, the commissary’s low on prophylactics – get on that will ya?”

Just then a brown furry daggit wanders onto the stage. MST 3000's Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, sitting in the audience as dark silhouettes on the screen, spark to life.

Servo: “Well, at least they didn’t mess with the daggit!”

Crow: “Oh yeah? Pan the camera around behind it!”

Camera pans around behind the daggit – it’s butt is a pulsating bright purple just like a baboon. In its eyes glistens a reflection of the coffee machine.

Servo: “Never mind. Randy daggits – now I’ve seen everything!”


Music fades out…
Keep them coming Muffit
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Old March 4th, 2004, 01:56 PM   #10
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No problem my furry and funny friend!
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We want More! We want more!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I DID like the mini and I STILL ROTFLMAO! Good one!
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LOL! Very nice Muffit! Have any of you guys seen the Saturday Night Live episode with Patrick Stewart in a sketch where he plays Capt. Jean Luc Picard of the 'Pacific Princess' in 'The Love Boat : The Next Generation' - the ship is actually a model of the Queen Elizabeth II cruise liner mated to the Galaxy-class Enterprise! I only have a short clip of it on a show about Star Trek spoofs -

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These are the voyages of the Pacific Princess...

It's continuing mission... to explore passion and boldly go to romantic ports of call...
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LOL! Very nice Muffit! Have any of you guys seen the Saturday Night Live episode with Patrick Stewart in a sketch where he plays Capt. Jean Luc Picard of the 'Pacific Princess' in 'The Love Boat : The Next Generation' - the ship is actually a model of the Queen Elizabeth II cruise liner mated to the Galaxy-class Enterprise! I only have a short clip of it on a show about Star Trek spoofs -



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I loved that one Ian! I don't have any clips of it ........but I was laughing
my head off when I saw it. Very funny :laugh: and very, very memoriable!
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Wow Ian, that's cool! Wish I'd seen it!
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anyone see his show summer 75 i think
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anyone see his show summer 75 i think
I might have, but I was only 3, so I don't remember...
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