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Old December 2nd, 2005, 04:16 PM   #1
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This game was inspired by the suggestion that BST may be having an "unauthorized birthday."

Name a strange but plausible reason for putting someone on report (to a superior officer, to a manager, etc).

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Attempted Cursing
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 04:20 PM   #2
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Old December 2nd, 2005, 06:54 PM   #3
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Old December 5th, 2005, 05:10 AM   #4
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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Old December 5th, 2005, 04:50 PM   #5
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Old December 5th, 2005, 05:11 PM   #6
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Old December 6th, 2005, 04:47 AM   #7
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annoying your co-workers for no reason
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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Old December 6th, 2005, 04:48 AM   #8
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Old December 6th, 2005, 04:49 AM   #9
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misuse of office supplies
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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Old December 6th, 2005, 05:31 AM   #10
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Old December 6th, 2005, 12:19 PM   #11
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Old December 7th, 2005, 04:59 AM   #12
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being stupid on a daily basis
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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Old December 7th, 2005, 04:43 PM   #13
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possession of unregistered cow
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Old December 8th, 2005, 04:18 AM   #14
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using words you have to look up when in a meeting
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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Old December 8th, 2005, 02:03 PM   #15
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Old December 9th, 2005, 04:05 AM   #16
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
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Old December 9th, 2005, 07:11 AM   #17
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Old December 9th, 2005, 02:45 PM   #18
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Old December 9th, 2005, 08:31 PM   #19
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Wrongful use of PA system
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Old December 9th, 2005, 09:35 PM   #20
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Unauthorized use of fire extinguisher.
Unauthorized extinguishing of fire.
Unauthorized heroic acts in regards to fire.
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Old December 10th, 2005, 01:46 PM   #21
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Old December 17th, 2005, 05:50 AM   #22
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driving a three-person bicycle in the carpool lane.
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Old December 20th, 2005, 05:37 PM   #23
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Old December 24th, 2005, 08:21 PM   #24
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Old December 25th, 2005, 04:54 AM   #25
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Old December 30th, 2005, 03:17 PM   #26
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Old January 5th, 2006, 06:40 PM   #27
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Old January 11th, 2006, 12:55 PM   #28
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Old January 14th, 2006, 03:23 PM   #29
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Old January 23rd, 2006, 08:47 PM   #30
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1. Reports to work late due to repeatedly laying down his bike.
2. Uses the break bar to crack walnuts.
3. Uses the TIG welder to write love letters.
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