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Old December 23rd, 2005, 01:10 PM   #1
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Merry Christmas all(!)

Just dropped by to wish y'all well and leave yet another of my extremely silly anecdotes for ya's (some of us have /way/ too much time on our hands I guess ). Hey, a smile's better than a tear, no?

Anywho, for those of you who feel like doing something crazy and funny this season, this daggit's gotta humorous little prank/time waster for ya's.

What you'll need:
- One wireless home phone
- One cellphone
- A funny bone that won't quit and a spouse that doesn't care if you're nutty

How to make aliens call you:
- Pick up the handset of your wireless phone and hold it in your left hand
- Pick up your cell phone and hold it in your right
- Dial your cellphone from your wireless home phone (which you are holding)
- Keep both phones within arm's reach (you might need to experiment a bit),
and in hand
- Speak into your left hand/wireless with your face pointing away from your right hand/phone. An appropriate "Greetings from Planet Booloo" or similar works well I find
- You should hear a flying saucer sound coming from your cellphone, and a weird alien voice repeating everything you say.

It may not work with all phones, but I'm using a 4.7Ghz wireless home phone and a standard Verizon/LG cellphone, and it works greeeeaaat. If you have pets, an alien meow or bark will keep 'em confused and bemused for a while.

That's it! Yep, I have WAY too much time on my hands. And I (obviously) amuse easily. But you knew that...

Lots of love and silliness,
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 01:16 PM   #2
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They are among us!! Everyone reach for the tinfoil hats!!!


Merry Christmas, Muffit!

Cheers,
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Old December 23rd, 2005, 01:23 PM   #3
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Hi Lara! Merry Christmas to you too!

OOPS! I forgot something! You've GOT to put your cellphone on SPEAKERPHONE for this to work... (I'll bet it sounds even better if BOTH are on speaker phone...)

Cheers!
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Old December 27th, 2005, 03:41 AM   #4
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muffit you are so nutty!
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Hi Bsg! Ooh, Marvin is your avatar - way cool! I love HHGG

If you think THAT'S nutty, you should've heard my prize-winning end-of-year statement (luckily I said it at home only; we had just gotten back from our neighbor's Christmas gathering):

Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."

I leave you to ponder this till next time...

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Old December 28th, 2005, 03:16 AM   #6
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LOL.
Happy holidays, Muffit.
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Old December 28th, 2005, 07:17 AM   #7
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Thank you Compass, Happy Holidays to you too
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Muffit: "Wow, Christmas fell on a holiday this year..."
*spits up chocomilk all over the screen laughing so hard it hurts*

Dear one, sometimes you are simply.... luvable!

THAT was priceless!
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Thanks Warrior(!)
It's so wonderful to hear from ya.
Wishing you the very best of holiday seasons

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The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?
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The one thing I just have to wonder as I laugh till it hurts due to my cold is, how bad did the holiday get hurt when Christmas fell on it?
You are so funny Bsg, that's great!
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