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February 18th, 2004, 06:28 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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:laugh: LOL Braxiss ..........the Mops I have I'm using to chase a little grey mouse ............siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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February 18th, 2004, 07:03 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Hey!!! Did you know "mops" spelled backwards is... SPOM! That's English for Spam!
Spam, spam, spam, spam...
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February 18th, 2004, 07:05 PM
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Bad Email Address
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LOL Muffit!
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February 19th, 2004, 06:48 PM
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Major
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Location: Utah
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i don't want any spam!!
spam spam spam beatiful spam!!!!
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February 19th, 2004, 06:57 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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Quote:
Originally Posted by braxiss
i don't want any spam!!
spam spam spam beatiful spam!!!!
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I prefer myself
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February 19th, 2004, 07:05 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Someone say ?
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February 19th, 2004, 07:52 PM
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Major
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lol
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February 19th, 2004, 09:56 PM
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Muff Daggy
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LOL!
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February 20th, 2004, 05:22 AM
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Bad Email Address
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If you take spam and slice it very thin and quick fry it then put it in a dehydrator, it turns into a very tasty protein chip..... :tongue:
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February 20th, 2004, 02:01 PM
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Major
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Location: Utah
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yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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February 20th, 2004, 02:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by emerita
If you take spam and slice it very thin and quick fry it then put it in a dehydrator, it turns into a very tasty protein chip..... :tongue:
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I'd rather have a ROOT CANAL
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February 20th, 2004, 09:54 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
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Beavers can do root canals... err, wrong kind of root, never mind.
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February 20th, 2004, 11:38 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: Vancouver, Wa USA
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Yumm, fried Spam with pineapple syrup.
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February 21st, 2004, 09:25 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffit
Beavers can do root canals... err, wrong kind of root, never mind.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Enough said :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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February 22nd, 2004, 03:20 AM
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On Vacation...
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You guys are baaaaaaad, oops this is about beavers, sorry wrong animal.
Anyways I have a beaver joke for all of you so here goes…
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma
He casually asked, “Grandma what’s that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver. Little Johnny didn’t say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked, “Mommy what’s that?” She replied, “Well Johnny that’s my beaver.”
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said “
Oops I guess I shouldn’t finish this I wouldn’t want to violate the pg 13 rating, sorry about that. Well it’s been a pleasure gnawing on you , I mean with you, I mean chatting with you. toodles
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February 22nd, 2004, 08:17 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaelen
You guys are baaaaaaad, oops this is about beavers, sorry wrong animal.
Anyways I have a beaver joke for all of you so here goes…
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma
He casually asked, “Grandma what’s that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver. Little Johnny didn’t say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked, “Mommy what’s that?” She replied, “Well Johnny that’s my beaver.”
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said “
Oops I guess I shouldn’t finish this I wouldn’t want to violate the pg 13 rating, sorry about that. Well it’s been a pleasure gnawing on you , I mean with you, I mean chatting with you. toodles
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and you just said "WE" were baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad .........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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February 22nd, 2004, 12:02 PM
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Major
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Location: Utah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaelen
You guys are baaaaaaad, oops this is about beavers, sorry wrong animal.
Anyways I have a beaver joke for all of you so here goes…
Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma
He casually asked, “Grandma what’s that?” She quickly replied, “That’s my beaver. Little Johnny didn’t say another word.
Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked, “Mommy what’s that?” She replied, “Well Johnny that’s my beaver.”
Little Johnny thought for a bit and said “
Oops I guess I shouldn’t finish this I wouldn’t want to violate the pg 13 rating, sorry about that. Well it’s been a pleasure gnawing on you , I mean with you, I mean chatting with you. toodles
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:laugh: lol
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February 22nd, 2004, 01:07 PM
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Bad Email Address
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February 22nd, 2004, 02:51 PM
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On Vacation...
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shiningstar, nice beaver.....
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February 22nd, 2004, 03:10 PM
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Bad Email Address
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February 23rd, 2004, 03:44 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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okies this was an eye opener this a.m.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 23rd, 2004, 10:08 AM
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On Vacation...
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Location: BC Canada
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Something to gnaw on...
Latin name: Castor Canadensis
physical description:"The beaver is highly adapted to it's aquatic life with webbed hind feet, the rudder-like tail, valves that close off the ears and nostrils, skin that seals off the mouth but leaves the incisors free for underwater gnawing and carrying and clear membranes that slide over the eyes protecting them from floating debris. During the early nineteenth century the beaver pelt was the single most valuable commodity, the pelt being used for robes, coats, clothing trims, and top hats. Nowadays the pelt is still highly valued, the flesh and sometimes, the tail are considered tasty but the beaver is now protected from over trapping."
hhhmmm
"the flesh and sometimes the tail are considered tasty..."
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February 23rd, 2004, 10:45 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaelen
Something to gnaw on...
Latin name: Castor Canadensis
physical description:"The beaver is highly adapted to it's aquatic life with webbed hind feet, the rudder-like tail, valves that close off the ears and nostrils, skin that seals off the mouth but leaves the incisors free for underwater gnawing and carrying and clear membranes that slide over the eyes protecting them from floating debris. During the early nineteenth century the beaver pelt was the single most valuable commodity, the pelt being used for robes, coats, clothing trims, and top hats. Nowadays the pelt is still highly valued, the flesh and sometimes, the tail are considered tasty but the beaver is now protected from over trapping."
hhhmmm
"the flesh and sometimes the tail are considered tasty..."
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"but the beaver is now protected from over trapping."
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH and I was sooooooooooooooooo hungry :tongue:
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February 23rd, 2004, 12:10 PM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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No thanks I'll stick to beef!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 23rd, 2004, 12:35 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: SC
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I wonder if you could eat beaver on the Atkins Diet?
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February 23rd, 2004, 01:02 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Location: New Mexico
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurkerzrule
I wonder if you could eat beaver on the Atkins Diet?
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I guess you could ................but since I'm not on the Atkins thing I
won't hazzard a YES or NO answer to that one..........................
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February 23rd, 2004, 05:47 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Don't they have beaver at Panda Express?
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February 23rd, 2004, 05:56 PM
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On Vacation...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
No thanks I'll stick to beef!
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bsg I'm a vegetarian, personally I don't eat dead meat
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February 23rd, 2004, 06:49 PM
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Major
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Utah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaelen
Something to gnaw on...
Latin name: Castor Canadensis
physical description:"The beaver is highly adapted to it's aquatic life with webbed hind feet, the rudder-like tail, valves that close off the ears and nostrils, skin that seals off the mouth but leaves the incisors free for underwater gnawing and carrying and clear membranes that slide over the eyes protecting them from floating debris. During the early nineteenth century the beaver pelt was the single most valuable commodity, the pelt being used for robes, coats, clothing trims, and top hats. Nowadays the pelt is still highly valued, the flesh and sometimes, the tail are considered tasty but the beaver is now protected from over trapping."
hhhmmm
"the flesh and sometimes the tail are considered tasty..."
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i think that beaver tail has be be along the same lines as cow tongue.
why eat somthing that just might lick you back?
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February 24th, 2004, 03:28 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Quote:
Originally Posted by braxiss
i think that beaver tail has be be along the same lines as cow tongue.
why eat somthing that just might lick you back?
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you'd have a lickin' good time! :laugh:
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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