There Are Those That Believe.......... - Page 3

emerita · July 14th, 2003, 06:47 AM

Bonnie to go flying through the air and landing on................

emerita · July 17th, 2003, 11:30 AM

all of the drunken beavers. They picked her up and took her to the brig. Em said thoughtfully, I think we need to call the federation. I think there is a bounty on her and they want her back for behavorial modification. I feel sorry for her in a way, She actually thinks she is doing a good job...To bad she works for a bunch of boobs...and that is probably all they are looking at anyway.... Em turns to go to get a cup of hot tea to soothe her nerves. As she walks up to Flamingo Girl, they turn to see.................................................

Muffit · July 18th, 2003, 11:33 AM

... Harry and Gnawty beaver having a tiff.

Harry: "What do you mean, "flight of stairs"? I've heard of flights of sparrows and flights of aircraft, but since when do stairs fly?"

Gnawty: "Aaargh! Ok, can I be frank?"

Harry: "No, your name is Gnawty"

Gnawty: "Sheesh! Are you sure you've got all your oars in the water?"

Harry: "I feel fine. How oar you?"

Gnawty: "Never mind! I'd be better off talking to that flight of stairs!"

Harry: "There you go again with the flying stairs..."

[The good-natured argument trials off into mumbling as they walk off down the hall and a flight of stairs -- err, but they're not flying -- err... heck with it!!!

emerita · July 18th, 2003, 01:58 PM

Em walks quietly behind the beavers tickled at their banter. They turn the corner and run into.............................

Dawg · July 18th, 2003, 02:15 PM

Dawg, who was rubbing the bump on his head he got from a stair when he was trying to avoid a whole flight of them in the corridor. So, they were completely surprised when, barrelling around the opposite corner at a full run, came....

Senmut · July 28th, 2003, 08:36 PM

Sire Uri, with a scantily-clad babe on each arm, and a jug or grog in each hand!

Muffit · July 28th, 2003, 09:21 PM

One of the scantily clad ladies, whom was named "2 out of 3", notices Dawg's injury and rushes over to help. Meanwhile, a newt named Neener scurries past shouting in a tiny voice, "I lost my mind, I lost my mind! Where the heck is it?"

Muffit wonders how anyone who is missing their mind can be consciously aware of the fact...

emerita · July 28th, 2003, 09:59 PM

Em walks in and trips over Neener and slides across the floor. She slides to a halt and looks up and sees..........

Senmut · July 28th, 2003, 10:22 PM

FG decides to order sixty cases of Romulan Ale, and heads for the nearest telecom unit...

Dawg · July 29th, 2003, 07:21 AM

Dawg trip over Senmut, who is wandering aimlessly, muttering to himself, completely oblivious to what's going on around him. Dawg is beginning to wonder if being here isn't dangerous to his health, but he lands on the scantily clad 2 of 3, who breaks his fall and spares him further serious injury. After a momentary thrill, though, Dawg notices 2 of 3 is now emitting sparks from her left ear, and her eyes are rolling like slot machine reels. Dawg wonders what would happen if sevens rolled up.....

But Dawg's ruminations are interrupted by a herd of drunken beavers, who had obvously escaped Kingfish,.......

shiningstar · July 29th, 2003, 01:36 PM

The REAAAAAAAAAAAAL Barbie ...(OOPS) I mean Bonnie
hammer .........coming through A hole in the wall with the twenty something blonde haired red eyed CYLON tramp her back already glowing. Shuttle pilot shining star (who has just given her report to COlonel TIgh )...casually throws her banana peal underneath their feet.
They then slide across the floor ...........as Colonel Tigh scratches his
head and says ...............................

Dawg · July 29th, 2003, 01:45 PM

"Those blasted drunken beavers again. Look at them go, sliding across the floor," which did not make the drunken beavers very happy, since they prefer ambrosa to banana daquiries, anyway, and being slid into a wall was not high on thier list of happy times even if they did have a Bonnie Hammer to cushion their impact.

So they threw up on her and the twentysomething seven-of-nine clone with the glowing spine, which instantly shorted out both of them, and their eyes started rolling like slot machine wheels as they shot sparks out of their ears.

Dawg wondered what the jackpot would be if they all wound up sevens.

So, thanking the drunken beavers, Dawg left. As he did, he ran into....

emerita · July 29th, 2003, 03:40 PM

Em getting up off the floor. She got a broom and dust pan and started sweeping up the remnents of the women scattered on the floor, before the drunken beavers could snatch them and reconfigure them for slaves to make moonshine ambrosia. Just as she was sweeping up the last pieces she saw................

Muffit · July 29th, 2003, 09:04 PM

...Neener the newt toiling under the weight of a huge keg of alka seltzer for the beavers.

Gnawty: "Ah! Fizzies!!!"

The beavers get all set to down the seltzer when suddenly...

emerita · July 30th, 2003, 06:31 AM

there was a loud crash down the corridor. Em jumped up and grabbed Muffit and ran down the corridor. They slid to a stop in front of..........

shiningstar · July 30th, 2003, 09:23 AM

Ron Moore .........who was trying to figure away off
of the OG3 FIASCO that HE helped to create. His
eyes Opened wide as EM Jumped up and grabbed
his .....................

amberstar · July 30th, 2003, 03:40 PM

Arm. With the help of Amberstar they made it to the brig with prisioner Moore in tow. Col. Tigh saw the pair and gave the order to....

shiningstar · July 30th, 2003, 05:21 PM

Execute Ron Moore as he vigoursely shook Amberstar's hand
and gave Her a big Promotion to VIPER PILOT.

Muffit · July 30th, 2003, 05:30 PM

Meanwhile, a talking gecko and an annoying (but funny) duck entered the hall:

Gecko: "How about switching car insurance?"
Duck: "AFLAC!!!!"

emerita · July 31st, 2003, 06:00 AM

They turned as the Gieco squirrel tripped Em as she started to laugh. Em looked up to see............

shiningstar · July 31st, 2003, 07:24 AM

The Taco bell dog ........for once unable to speak!

emerita · July 31st, 2003, 07:29 AM

Em stood up and smiled," You look just like my little pup...and she can't talk either"...Em scoops up the Taco bell dog and starts walking to the galley to see if there is any tacos around as she looks back at her friends she sees............

Muffit · July 31st, 2003, 11:48 AM

...Muffit musing about something funny. My spouse had a meeting at work and the AFLAC company presented their insurance. But it was so funny, they couldn't get two words in without someone in the audience yelling "AFLAC!" in a duck-like voice, after which the room would break out in laughter.

The duck picks up the gecko and climbs on the taco bell dog's back. They all waddle off down the hallway toward the successful advertising transport...

Dawg · July 31st, 2003, 11:57 AM

As Dawg follows, muttering, "Yo Qierro Duck Tacos," all the while licking his lips, and, since it was very close to lunchtime, ....

emerita · July 31st, 2003, 04:24 PM

He headed for the duck which screamed and ran behind........

shiningstar · July 31st, 2003, 05:47 PM

Goosing him every chance the duck got. Commander
Adama saw Ron Moore Running toward him with a wild, frantic
look in his eyes ..........and blithely stepped aside and
laughed as the duck once again GOOSED Ron moore as he
continued to run down the hall screaming like a girl.

amberstar · July 31st, 2003, 08:05 PM

Adama was amused at the sight of Moore in his perplexing situation. Adama turned to Em and Amberstar, who both were watching with glee, and said...

shiningstar · August 1st, 2003, 12:53 PM

Well we got the show ........Hey Shining star .....
He said to the newly appointed warrior ......buried in
MOUNDS of paper work that the other
"warriors" neglected to do ................
why don't you take a break and join us for lunch?
"Certainly", shining star said as she finally came
out from UNDER all the work at her desk. They
all moved toward the mess hall when.....................

amberstar · August 1st, 2003, 07:26 PM

Starbuck rounded the corner counting a handful of cubits. Obviously he'd been up to his old habbits again. He ran right into the commander, cubits flew everywhere....

shiningstar · August 2nd, 2003, 08:07 AM

Hitting Shining star on the head and rendering her
unconscious. Amberstar gave Starbuck a angry
look as both she and Commander Adama Rushed
to Aid SHining star only to see ..............................................