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August 2nd, 2003, 08:27 AM
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Baltar walking up the ramp side by side with two Cylons!
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August 2nd, 2003, 04:15 PM
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...Little did anyone know, there were BEAVERS inside those Cylon suits . Yes, hideously evil (yet somehow likeable) stinky hairy beavers with nasty pointy teeth!
Beaver/Cylon1: "Where d'they keep the ambrosia stashed? I gotta hankerin'!"
Beaver/Cylon2: "Shhh! Quiet Clyde! Baltar thinks we're Cylons! Follow the trail of dried beaver vomit and that otta lead us straight to it!"
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August 2nd, 2003, 08:27 PM
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Everyone looked in dismay to see such evil aboard the Galatica.
"How did they get past security", shouted Adama! Then they saw a cylon stagger and.....
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August 3rd, 2003, 04:04 PM
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fall on his own weapon as he pulled the trigger.
Amberstar quickly drew her weapon and bought down all but
two of the FIlthy creatures as Starbuck and APollo came in and fired .......................as the cylons continued
to advance on Amberstar who's weapon then JAMMED
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August 3rd, 2003, 04:37 PM
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Amberstar was busy uttering frack and other comments under her breath, due to her rather worthless weapon! When Shiningstar and Apollo took out the remaining cylons. Now Baltar stood facing his arch rival Adama............
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August 3rd, 2003, 06:43 PM
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shining star .....moved her weapon up to shoot baltar but
Amber star who had been NEWLY appointed a warrior said .....as she put her hand on shinining star's arm... Don't
worry as much weight as Baltar put on .......................
Adama can take him!" Baltar heard Amberstar's remark and
red faced turned to face her .........Just as ADAMA .............
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August 3rd, 2003, 06:56 PM
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lunged towrd Baltar. Adama was filled with burning anger of many yarns past. All the evil Baltar had handed the human race Adama was going to make him pay. His hands felt like Iron grips around Baltar's neck, suffocating the life slowly from his enemy. Baltar gasped for breath as Shinningstar.............
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August 3rd, 2003, 06:58 PM
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Gosh I didnt check my spelling ..........sorry
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August 3rd, 2003, 06:59 PM
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lunged toward Baltar. Adama was filled with burning anger of many yahrens past. All the evil Baltar had handed the human race - Adama was going to make him pay. His hands felt like Iron grips around Baltar's neck, suffocating the life slowly from his enemy. Baltar gasped for breath as Shinningstar.............
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August 3rd, 2003, 07:09 PM
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Quickly called security and clapped BALTAR in Irons.
Adama was still furious and Shiningstar stood there
waiting for Comander Adama's reaction ..............
hoping that he wouldn't clap her in irons too for
stopping him from killing Baltar ..........
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August 3rd, 2003, 07:17 PM
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Commander Adama quickly gathered his emotions and jestured the group onward toward the dining area. you could feel the tension in the air, finally Apollo spoke.........
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August 3rd, 2003, 07:50 PM
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"Sttttttttarrrrrrrbuck LOOK OUT!" Starbuck had swaggered
into the dining hall with YET another handful of cubits that
he WON from various 'sources'. Starbuck who was not looking
where he was going tripped over Apollo's feet sending cubits
barrelling directly toward Adama and Shining star. Shiningstar
who learned quickly from her mistakes not only dodged the cubits successfully but pulled Adama out of the way making
the cubit headed straight toward his head miss him entirely by scant scentars.........
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August 5th, 2003, 04:05 PM
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...and just as suddenly, Gnawty and Harry Beaver head for the stage at the front of the dining area, mikes in hand.
Harry: "If Steve Wong marries Sally Wong and they have a kid, what race will it be?"
Gnawty: "Anything except Caucasian"
Harry: "How can you be so sure?"
Gnawty: "Simple! Two Wongs don't make a white!"
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August 5th, 2003, 04:15 PM
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"Booo!" everyone heard Dawg say from his corner table, where he was enjoying a tankard of ale, out of range of the beavers, flying cubits, and flights of stairs that seemed to be running rampant. There was a genuinely pained expression on his face because of the quality of the beaver's joke, so he took a long swig of his ale, and then...
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August 5th, 2003, 04:41 PM
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...Incidentally, if the beavers' joke is to anyone in any way offensive, Muffit sincerely apologizes...
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August 5th, 2003, 04:48 PM
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Dawg "booo"s again, but was offended only by of the quality of the joke, not the subject matter. But then, Dawg's a WASP-type guy, anyway, who likes his bourbon, and ale (but not necessarily together).
So, he takes a long swig of his ale and....
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August 5th, 2003, 08:18 PM
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Amberstar joins him, with ambrosia in hand. Too much excitement for one day aboard the Battlestar........
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August 5th, 2003, 08:43 PM
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As shining star is once again buried deep beneath
yet ANOTHER mound of PAPER work ..........
Have a COUPLE for Me Amberstar she says as
Amberstar and Dawg walk out the door and
she is trapped with MUFFIT and Muffit's Jokes.
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August 5th, 2003, 08:45 PM
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August 5th, 2003, 09:00 PM
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Lol Shiningstar!
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August 5th, 2003, 09:02 PM
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Shiningstar kept working and working and working and
working ...........Keeping her pen at the ready in case
Muffit had any more beaver jokes ................
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August 6th, 2003, 06:04 AM
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Em sits down with the group and has a hot saki. She just gets comfortable when suddenly.................
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August 6th, 2003, 08:02 PM
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Red alert sounds! Adama goes toward the bridge, while the rest of the gang heads to the launch bay............
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August 6th, 2003, 09:14 PM
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"Incoming salmon!" yells a frantic Rigel over the comm.
Yes, it was true, red and green salmon were pummeling the besieged battlestar.
"Load lasers with tartar sauce immediately!" commanded Adama.
Tigh sighed, "Sorry Commander, the beavers ate it all with rack of lamb last night"
"What?!^&*"
Tigh: "I know it must be hard to believe commander"
Adama: "Absolutely! Nobody eats lamb with tartar sauce!!!"
Our friends watch helplessly as a particularly stinky and slimy salmon heads straight for the viewscreen.
Adama: "Positive shield NOW!!!"
Rigel: "Um, sir, can't we have a negative shield just once? All this positive talk is depressing me..."
The salmon approaches unabated...
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August 8th, 2003, 10:35 PM
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Amberstar helps to rig up a huge fishing net.... actually several fishing nets with the aid of Dr.Wilker to stuff in all of the Galatica's lasers. In an attempt to battle the salmon attack force ......... Meanwhile back on the bridge tension is mounting...........
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August 11th, 2003, 08:23 AM
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As Shining star freshly rested after her jog Fully CLOTHED through the lower corriders of the Gallactica had returned to
duty praying not to hear any more beaver jokes from MUFFIT!
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August 13th, 2003, 07:44 PM
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Muffit quickly entered the bridge and not finding shining star
there was Chasing her through the lower corriders of the
Galactica .............
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August 13th, 2003, 08:30 PM
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...trying to tell her another beaver joke.
Muffit: "You see, these 3 beavers went into a bar..."
Suddenly a tipsy beaver appears.
Tipsy: "Thar ya go again <hic>. Always putting boovers in a barf.... err...<hic> actually, it goes like, there were 2 otters in a glass and one says to t'other 'How'd ya get here?' And she replies, 'In my Ottermotive'"
Even Muffit growls at that one...
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August 13th, 2003, 09:28 PM
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August 13th, 2003, 10:04 PM
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Shining star who is starting to appreciate Muffit's sense of
humour ........is also laughing hysterically as she finally
settles down and starts to do her shift with Amberstar and
Colonel Tigh as Commander Adama leaves the bridge with
a sudden headache
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