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Old March 24th, 2004, 08:24 PM   #91
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This is a guy thing.

I must wonder, however, if there was a Fraudian slip in your querie. You referred to me as a wise as$ and then asked me a question about buns. I suspect there was a subconscious connection in there, somehow, someway, somewhere.
ROTFL 14th! And ROTFL at your subsequent jokes as well!!!

Oh, btw, speaking of Freudian, what was the beginning of your quote about male naughty bits?

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In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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This is a guy thing.
Uh ---- yep, it certainly is!!!
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Old March 25th, 2004, 03:30 AM   #93
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roflmao.

thank you O Swamee of Swamees!
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Old March 25th, 2004, 11:47 AM   #94
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Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:

Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?

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Old March 25th, 2004, 01:32 PM   #95
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Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:

Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?


that's one I'd love to have answered as well. That just happened to me this morning!
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Old March 25th, 2004, 07:26 PM   #96
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Oh, btw, speaking of Freudian, what was the beginning of your quote about male naughty bits?
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In other words, one leap and bite could leave him nuts.
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Uh ---- yep, it certainly is!!!
The funny thing is, or weep-worthy thing is, it may be a guy thing, but after the close encounter with the trout, it's a matter of perspective whether he's still a guy or not. :laugh:
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O Wise and Mighty All Knowing Seer I beseech the gift of thy wisdom.



What fly should I cast to catch Brown Trout on the second Sunday of June?
a HORSE FLY ..........they're bigger then the average HOUSE Fly and will be
easier to put on the hook
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The funny thing is, or weep-worthy thing is, it may be a guy thing, but after the close encounter with the trout, it's a matter of perspective whether he's still a guy or not. :laugh:
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Old April 5th, 2004, 07:19 PM   #100
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Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend shiningstar for she knows not what she does! She has had a glass of wine you see and just wandered in here wishing to srpead her good cheer and general helpfullness please forgive her. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
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Old April 5th, 2004, 07:25 PM   #101
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OMG that has to be the worst groiner I've read in a while!!!:laugh:
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launchcruiser, I love that one! George Carlin is a hoot!

O wise A$$, I have a query for you to ponder. If hot dogs are packaged in groups of 10 then why are the buns sold in packages of 8?
He SURRRRRRRRRRE IS
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Thanks ROwan .........I'm still high from that ONE GLASS of WINE ..............
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Oh wise one ..........what do you say to some one who is unable to hold their
liquor yet has to drink it for HOLIDAYS as part of the ceremony?
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you hold your liquor by the ears shiningstar
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Old April 5th, 2004, 07:40 PM   #106
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why do feet smell and noses run???????
Probably for the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
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Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend Thomasbombadil for he knows not what he does! he.... oh dear I have no good reason for is audacity...but I ask you all the same to please forgive him. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
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Old April 5th, 2004, 07:56 PM   #108
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Oh wise one ..........what do you say to some one who is unable to hold their
liquor yet has to drink it for HOLIDAYS as part of the ceremony?
Have somebody else hold it for you. When are the bandages coming off your hands?
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OH boy! Shiningstar wine gets to me everytime too!

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o, all knowing wise one! why do they call you a drunk if you have one too many and have to worship the ceramic god?
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:

Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?

God is messing with you. :laugh:
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Oh great and all knowing one, I your humble and undeserving disciple have a question:

Why is it that when I bring an umbrella with me it never rains, but when I don't it does....?

Actually, that is going to be shown in the second of the next two Harry Potter films, in which it is speculated that several magic wands were lost and wound up being used for the center post for umbrellas, and that the metal point of your umbrella has an electromagneticohydroaverto affect on the invisible water chutes which guide the water droppages from the clouds to the earth, by causing them to shift and seal off before being activated. When you don't have your umbrella in the vicinity, the chutes react as planned and the effect is rain as we know it.
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Oh wise and wonderful all knowing guru I am but your poor foolish and humble disciple but I ask you please do not be angry with my good friend Thomasbombadil for he knows not what he does! he.... oh dear I have no good reason for is audacity...but I ask you all the same to please forgive him. I thank you oh wise and wonderful master. Rowan backing up and bowing as she leaves...
So shall it be done, he bee-ith forgiven.
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o, all knowing wise one! why do they call you a drunk if you have one too many and have to worship the ceramic god?
I cannot pass judgement, for I once too worshipped the ceramic god. But now I show my supremecy over the so called god of porcelin by sitting on him. You can deny greatness by sitting rather than kneeling, any day but Sunday.
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o thank you know it all of know it alls!
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I cannot pass judgement, for I once too worshipped the ceramic god. But not I show my supremecy over the so called god of porcelin by sitting on him. You can deny greatness by sitting rather than kneeling, any day but Sunday.


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Ditto

I will third that one!
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I'd like to know why it is that men don't hear a woman talking to them but they will hear each other?
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