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February 7th, 2004, 04:17 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Welcome to the Beaver Cafe!
Welcome one and all! While we wait to see if (when!) our beloved Galactica Cafe reopens, here be a place to rest your lazy bones and be completely silly! Your hosts: the beavers of course! They've been itchin' to make a comeback - well, actually they've just been itchin' - they are hairy after all - so pull up a log and join the fun! I'll start!
*Gnawty Beaver walks in carrying a big bucket with some kind of yellow liquid in it. *
Harry: "What the frack is that Gnawty?"
Gnawty: *puffing*"What do you think? You asked for it."
Harry: "And what might that be?"
Gnawty: "You know - what you asked for. Took me half the day and a ton of volunteers."
Harry: "SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY!!!???"
Gnawty: "A lot of urine, of course!"
Harry: "What???!@#$ No, no, no, I didn't say a lot of urine, I said alot of yahren!!!"
Gnawty: "Oooooops... Sure you couldn't use some???"
Harry: "OUT!!! OUT!!! Get yourself a hearing aid for Sagan's sake!!!"
*The room dissolves into laughter*
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February 7th, 2004, 04:29 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
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LOL Muffit! The beaver cafe, sounds great!
Amberstar
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February 7th, 2004, 05:20 PM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
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Location: Wandering Indiana
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Oh, warrior if you only knew the really bad one I pulled because I forgot there was an X-rated meaning to that world. *still shuddering at the thought*
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"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." Malcolm Reynolds [/color]
"We don't dictate to countries, we liberate countries." Mitt Romney [/color]
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February 7th, 2004, 05:25 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink...
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February 7th, 2004, 05:37 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by emerita
WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink...
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Watch out for the yellow koolaid...!
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February 7th, 2004, 05:38 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???
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February 7th, 2004, 05:39 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Warrior
*reads that thread title, tries to get all x-rated thoughts out of my mind*
:whew:
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LOL! Sheesh, glad I didn't pick the nickname for cats cafe!
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February 7th, 2004, 05:39 PM
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Strike Leader
| Administrator | | Battlestar Pacifica | | Battlestar Rycon |
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Delray Beach, Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffit
Watch out for the yellow koolaid...!
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I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh:
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February 7th, 2004, 05:40 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by emerita
ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???
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Errr.. Gnawty's been known to look for ways to get rid of that bucket...
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February 7th, 2004, 05:41 PM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
| Fleet Modertor | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Wandering Indiana
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Er, I thought it was the blue.....Oh YOU mean that bucket???? Never drink from a bucket if beavers are about....like never eat yellow snow.
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"We feel free when we escape – even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire." Mozzie on White Collar
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." Malcolm Reynolds [/color]
"We don't dictate to countries, we liberate countries." Mitt Romney [/color]
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February 7th, 2004, 05:42 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kingfish
I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh:
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And not to forget heffalumps and woosels Kingfish!
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February 7th, 2004, 05:43 PM
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Strike Leader
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Anyone seen OWD? I hope he isn't chasing Lumpy again.
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February 7th, 2004, 05:56 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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I know - I miss him too... maybe we should start a Lumpy thread and see if he catches it on long range scan...?
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February 7th, 2004, 05:58 PM
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Bad Email Address
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
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oppps...I didn't read closley...ewwww....yellow koolaid....I'll stick to Saki......man Everyone must be online tonight. I keep getting blasts from my yahoo announcing answers to my posts!!!
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February 7th, 2004, 06:06 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Wow Em! I just emptied my box 3 minutes ago, and it's full again! All from CF! Cooooool!!!
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February 7th, 2004, 07:02 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Vancouver, Wa USA
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X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man.
Muffets story is great but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch. I you cann't smell the heather, it aint worth drinking.
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February 7th, 2004, 07:12 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Hi Repcisg! Thanks! Great to see you here!
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February 7th, 2004, 07:20 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Vancouver, Wa USA
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Hi Muffit, it's good to be back.
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February 7th, 2004, 07:46 PM
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GINO Public Defender
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Nashville,TN
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I hope you are drinking that saki cold, Emerita.
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May've been the losing side. I'm still not convinved it was the wrong one.
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February 7th, 2004, 08:19 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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LOL Muffit It sounds like a great place for some GREAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
beaver Jokes!
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February 7th, 2004, 08:48 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: SC
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LOL Muffit! :laugh:
I just have to remember to read these while at home. The last one I read had everyone at work wondering why I was laughing out loud in an empty office :tongue:
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....Tosses hood back on....
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February 7th, 2004, 08:51 PM
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Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Walla Walla, WA
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*ROFL after reading the thread*
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Cylon pilot: "Sir if I may."
Baltar: "Not now, I don't want to miss a moment of the last battlestar's destruction."
Cylon pilot: "I really think you should take a look at the OTHER battlestar!"
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February 7th, 2004, 09:57 PM
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Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Thanks Shiningstar, LurkerzRule and callsignfalcon! And always good to see you Darth.
Look out below -- more beaver jokes to come!
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February 8th, 2004, 12:19 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Texas
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! omg you never cease to amaze me Muffit! Please... keep them coming
along with strawberry daqs please!
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February 8th, 2004, 04:19 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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loved the joke. keep 'em coming muffit! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my seat!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 8th, 2004, 06:40 AM
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Bad Email Address
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Quote:
Originally Posted by repcisg
X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man.
Muffets story is great but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch.
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Doesn't Scotch have a kinda golden yellow color???
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February 8th, 2004, 08:07 AM
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Retired or am I?
| Special Effects Artist | | Battlestar Galactica 2003 | | CoFounder | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Quote:
reads that thread title, tries to get all x-rated thoughts out of my mind
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No felgercarb!
*shakes head*
oye!
goes into a munk chant!
yeesh!
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February 8th, 2004, 08:53 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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no comment from here!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 8th, 2004, 09:33 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Muffit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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February 8th, 2004, 10:05 AM
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Muff Daggy
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Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
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Thanks so much, DarkJedi, Bsg , Em and Shiningstar!
And in silly response:
Harry Beaver puts up a sign in the men's Fleets bathroom:
Beaver Sign: "We aim to please; you aim too please!!!"
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