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December 2nd, 2005, 03:16 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Reports Game
This game was inspired by the suggestion that BST may be having an "unauthorized birthday."
Name a strange but plausible reason for putting someone on report (to a superior officer, to a manager, etc).
I'll start:
Attempted Cursing
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December 2nd, 2005, 03:20 PM
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Viper Mk II, Patroling the Fleet
Posts: 2,368
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Invading your personnal bubble
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CAG, Battlestar Medusa BSG-64
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December 2nd, 2005, 05:54 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Negligent Placement of Wastebasket
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December 5th, 2005, 04:10 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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stupid questions from people who already know the answer.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 5th, 2005, 03:50 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Misuse of official bandages
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December 5th, 2005, 04:11 PM
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Snowball, My Angel Baby
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere across the heavens... aka Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 9,187
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Misuse of personal intelligence, i.e., "thinking"
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Lay down
Your sweet and weary head
The night is falling
You have come to journey's end
Sleep now
And dream of the ones who came before
They are calling
From across the distant shore .
Children are a message that we send
to a time that we will never see.
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December 6th, 2005, 03:47 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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annoying your co-workers for no reason
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 6th, 2005, 03:48 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Loitering on Runway
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December 6th, 2005, 03:49 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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misuse of office supplies
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 6th, 2005, 04:31 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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disrespectful thinking
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December 6th, 2005, 11:19 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Tempe Az
Posts: 384
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Innapropriate placement of the toilet paper dispenceing roll.
Tabbi
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December 7th, 2005, 03:59 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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being stupid on a daily basis
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 7th, 2005, 03:43 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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possession of unregistered cow
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December 8th, 2005, 03:18 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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using words you have to look up when in a meeting
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 8th, 2005, 01:03 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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poor penmanship
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December 9th, 2005, 03:05 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
Posts: 6,689
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illegal use of office furniture for holding races at work
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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December 9th, 2005, 06:11 AM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 8
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Not enough pieces of flair.
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December 9th, 2005, 01:45 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 24
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improper use of a mongoose
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December 9th, 2005, 07:31 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Wrongful use of PA system
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December 9th, 2005, 08:35 PM
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Shuttle Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 8
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Unauthorized use of fire extinguisher.
Unauthorized extinguishing of fire.
Unauthorized heroic acts in regards to fire.
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December 10th, 2005, 12:46 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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attempted negligence
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December 17th, 2005, 04:50 AM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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driving a three-person bicycle in the carpool lane.
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December 20th, 2005, 04:37 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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false smile
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December 24th, 2005, 07:21 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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nonparticipatory merrymaking
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December 25th, 2005, 03:54 AM
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Squadron Leader
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Posts: 1,081
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wilful wowserism at the company Chrismas function
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"No warrior should be weak, and no female warrior can be.."
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December 30th, 2005, 02:17 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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overachieving
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January 5th, 2006, 05:40 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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uses too many big words
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January 11th, 2006, 11:55 AM
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Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bloomington, IN
Posts: 151
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malapropism.
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The universe may not only be queerer than we imagine; it may be queerer than we can imagine. - J.B.S. Haldane
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January 14th, 2006, 02:23 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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has been suspiciously cooperative
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January 23rd, 2006, 07:47 PM
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#30
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
Posts: 10,713
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1. Reports to work late due to repeatedly laying down his bike.
2. Uses the break bar to crack walnuts.
3. Uses the TIG welder to write love letters.
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For fans of the Classic Battlestar Galactica series
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