|
|
|
|
|
|
|
November 10th, 2003, 04:17 AM
|
#181
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
Posts: 4,579
|
Amberstar, Just getting back from deep space patrol, thanks Senmut for the mushies.
After a mission like that some time in the cafe is way over due! She turns to see Baltar chasing a screaming beaver down the halway of the Galactica and into the cafe..........
__________________
" KEEPING THE FAITH"
|
|
|
|
November 10th, 2003, 09:24 AM
|
#182
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
...
Baltar: "Give me back my chin spotlight you beaver! How can I look menacing with ambient lighting???"
Beaver: "Neener, neener, neener!"
...They run off down the hallway...
|
|
|
|
November 11th, 2003, 07:39 PM
|
#183
|
Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 12,939
|
Crashing into POOOOOOOR Squadron Leader Shining star
forcing her to swallow her inhaler that Dr. Salik told her to use
without fail. As she is choking and gasping for air she
manages to shout.............. I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME
BEAVER JOKES ............NOT SEND THE "BEAVERS" INTO ME ................<GASP>
cough cough <GASP>
|
|
|
|
November 12th, 2003, 02:43 PM
|
#184
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em smiles at Senmut knowing that she has never lost a game of strip Ambrosia....she looks around wondering where the beavers went, seeing that it had suddenly gotten very quiet. Suddenly they hear a distant beaver voice yelling..............
|
|
|
|
November 12th, 2003, 07:26 PM
|
#185
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
Beaver: "I speak whaaaaaaaaaaaaale!!!"
|
|
|
|
November 13th, 2003, 01:24 AM
|
#186
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Senmut, downing the 55th grog-soaked mushies, doesn't CARE if Em has never lost. It's the game that counts!
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 13th, 2003, 02:55 PM
|
#187
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em sits next to Senmut and eats his last mushie...she looks over at Muffit and winks.....suddenly...................
|
|
|
|
November 13th, 2003, 09:09 PM
|
#188
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Muffit winks back, and the diemdodied voice of Count Ib...Beaver, sats..."Go!"
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 14th, 2003, 03:13 PM
|
#189
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em jumps up and hurries down the corridor. She remembers the last time she witnessed that. As she turned the corner of the corridor, she ran into....................
|
|
|
|
November 14th, 2003, 06:42 PM
|
#190
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
...a Thanksgiving turkey being chased by a crowd of beavers.
Turkey: "But I'm NOT a turkey - really! I'm a Caprican parakeet!!! Help!"
Beavers: "Close enough! Come here my tasty morsel!"
The turkey's spine begins to glow, it turns, and then...
|
|
|
|
November 14th, 2003, 06:50 PM
|
#191
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Into a monstrous manifestation of Count Iblis, fire leaping from his fingers, eyes glowing rad, and filling the corridor with his hideous laugh!!!!
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 15th, 2003, 08:08 PM
|
#192
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
At that exact moment, a horde of pandas with alzheimers and dementia goes wild in the corridor.
Muffit: "What's all this?"
Beaver: "Why, isn't it obvious? It's panda-monium!!!"
|
|
|
|
November 15th, 2003, 09:08 PM
|
#193
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Iblis turns, scowling, and shoots beams of evil light from his eyes, blasting beaver into itsy bitsy pieces.
"I hate bad puns!" he roars.
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 15th, 2003, 11:21 PM
|
#194
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
Posts: 4,579
|
Amberstar notices the ships of lights have returned, and for a brief moment this has distracted the evil Count...........
__________________
" KEEPING THE FAITH"
|
|
|
|
November 16th, 2003, 05:21 AM
|
#195
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em joins her commrads and pushes the Count into the airlock. There is BH sitting there. They were all shocked to see her still alive. They shut the hatch and peered through the window. Suddenly BH jumps up and.................................
|
|
|
|
November 16th, 2003, 08:51 AM
|
#196
|
Great Wise Guru
| Admin | | ColonialFleets.com | | Co-Owner | | TombsofKobol.com | | Owner/Webmaster | | DirkBenedictCentral.com | | Co-Founder | | Colonial Fan Force |
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pacific Northwest, USA
Posts: 5,009
|
hugs Count Iblis, further distracting him. Even through the closed airlock door they can hear her shout, "The man of my dreams!!!" There are several hands that reach for the button that will open the outer airlock door, and....
|
|
|
|
November 16th, 2003, 12:36 PM
|
#197
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
"WHOOSH"............................there was a loud sucking sound. They all peered through the window and saw............
|
|
|
|
November 16th, 2003, 10:31 PM
|
#198
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
A commercial.
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 17th, 2003, 04:18 PM
|
#199
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
|
|
|
|
November 17th, 2003, 05:49 PM
|
#200
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
:laugh:
|
|
|
|
November 17th, 2003, 07:17 PM
|
#201
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Among the 13th tribe....
Posts: 4,579
|
good one Senmut!!!
__________________
" KEEPING THE FAITH"
|
|
|
|
November 18th, 2003, 04:27 PM
|
#202
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em switched the channel to Battlestar Galactica from the Bonnie Hammer show. They all settled down to watch the great old shows.Suddenly out of the blue...................
|
|
|
|
November 18th, 2003, 07:58 PM
|
#203
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Baltar leaps from the screen, followed by Lucifer and a dozen armed Centurions. The eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil traitor looks lecherously at Em, and hisses: "Off with her helmet!"
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 20th, 2003, 06:05 PM
|
#204
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em smiles knowing that she doesn't have her helmet on and if this is as lecherous Baltar can get, she has nothing to worry about.......but just in case, she gets up, leaves the room and starts down the corridor...she sees in the distance a familar face. She smiles as she walks faster....suddenly..................
|
|
|
|
November 20th, 2003, 10:52 PM
|
#205
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
She smacks into Sen, dressed as Baltar for the costume party in honor of Commander Cronus Day, and falls under his spell......
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 22nd, 2003, 08:12 AM
|
#206
|
Bad Email Address
| Veteran | | Fleets Warrior |
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Pensacola, Florida
Posts: 1,154
|
Em pulls out her spell deflecting sunglasses and quickly puts them on......can't afford to be under a spell...to much to do.....Em walks down the hall muttering to,herself, "Can't afford to be under a spell.....even from my preciousssssssssss.....
|
|
|
|
November 23rd, 2003, 12:29 AM
|
#207
|
Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wenatchee, Soviet of WA., Ex U.S.A.
Posts: 4,491
|
Once her back is turned, Em gets a drugged dart in the neck. Slowly the drug takes effect, and with little beatings heart appearing in the air over her head, she turns around, heading back for Sen.
__________________
Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
----------------------------
Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
----------------------------
"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
|
|
|
|
November 23rd, 2003, 02:13 PM
|
#208
|
Great Wise Guru
| Admin | | ColonialFleets.com | | Co-Owner | | TombsofKobol.com | | Owner/Webmaster | | DirkBenedictCentral.com | | Co-Founder | | Colonial Fan Force |
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pacific Northwest, USA
Posts: 5,009
|
...who has crumpled to the floor because Dawg took a big wooden mallet and thumped him on his head, which now has a bright ring of twinkling stars spinning around it.
"Oooh, look at the pretty stars," Senmut mumbles, then goes to sleep.
Dawg hands Em a cup of strong black coffee. "Drink this, Em," Dawg says, "and you'll be fine. Just stay out of the ambrosia for an hour or two, and that means stay away from the beavers for awhile."
Of course, the peacefull moment can't last, because running pell-mell around the corner comes....
|
|
|
|
November 23rd, 2003, 02:25 PM
|
#209
|
Muff Daggy
| Owner: | | Colonial Fleets |
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Beaver Hollow, TN
Posts: 3,900
|
a cloven hoof BUNNY! (*scary music here*)
Yes, it was actually a furry cloven hoof bunny that Apollo and Starbuck saw in the wreck in War of the Gods, and didn't want Sheba to see!
/So/ menacing, rearing up on it hind legs, saliva dripping from its twisted lips, eyes red and distant, like a doll's eyes, a full eight inches of pure terror!
Dawg, Senmut and Em freeze in shock, and then...
|
|
|
|
November 23rd, 2003, 04:21 PM
|
#210
|
Great Wise Guru
| Admin | | ColonialFleets.com | | Co-Owner | | TombsofKobol.com | | Owner/Webmaster | | DirkBenedictCentral.com | | Co-Founder | | Colonial Fan Force |
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pacific Northwest, USA
Posts: 5,009
|
following the cloven-hoofed bunny...
"Shhhhh," he said as he tiptoed around the corner. "I'm hunting wabbits."
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
For fans of the Classic Battlestar Galactica series
|
|
|