There Are Those That Believe.......... - Page 2

repcisg · April 30th, 2003, 12:49 PM

After putting Bonnie the Banana slug back in her box, the worms were estatic to see her, he showered (cloths, skates and all – Bonnie loves to slim everything she touches).

Then while still dripping wet he headed for the galley, he had a surprise for the troops in the oven.

Heading for the bridge, on his roller skates, he was carrying three extra large Pizza’s, one in each hand and one balanced on his head. As he neared the bridge he wipped around a corner on one skate and ….

Dawg · April 30th, 2003, 03:20 PM

tripped over a drunken beaver. Naturally, Kingfish, in his role of ersatz daggit-catcher, had not considered beavers, even drunken ones, as daggit-like enough to catch.

All was not lost, however, for even as the pizzas flew through the air, who should open the door to the bridge but...

Muffit · April 30th, 2003, 06:59 PM

...Mr. Ed the Horse!!!

Mr. Ed: "Hi! I hear there's a part in the new reimagining for me - Starbuckinbronco! All I have to do is run around in a sports bra and shout "Nay!". In fact, I felt right at home in the board meeting cuz everybody kept saying "Nay" to everything decent anyone suggested!"

"Of course, I mare may not get the part..."

bsg1fan1975 · May 4th, 2003, 08:36 PM

Bsg walks around muttering to herself about being chewed out by her guy. She flops into a chair in a dark corner of the room. The look on her face discourages the bravest of the beavers to stay away.

Dawg · May 5th, 2003, 10:10 AM

and, still, repcisg's pizzas are flying through the air, no doubt because there was a small, free-form temporal rift in the corridor. From the center of the rift we hear a faint, British-accented voice saying "make it so".

Behind repcisg comes a shuddering sigh, as if someone's pleasure centers had suddenly become overloaded, then the sound of a body falling; Ron Moore, fainting in his overload of bliss, suddenly materializes as his personal cloaking device is damaged as he falls. Repcisg, of course, is startled, but still doesn't want his pizzas to wind up smeared up and down the corridor and doesn't want to disturb bsg's pensive moment, so...

Flamingo Girl · May 5th, 2003, 08:31 PM

Flamingo Girl races into the bridge, leaping like an outfielder with ballet lessons, and catching all of the pizzas.

Where's the vegetarian pizza?

Finding nothing but meat toppings, she tosses them back at Repcisg and leaves in a huff.

"Seems to me Starbuck was last seen in this direction..."

As she leaves on her quest....

Muffit · May 5th, 2003, 08:46 PM

...meanwhile 3 daggits and a blind optometrist play their favorite pasttime...

The Beaver Toss!!!

Yes, folks, you've tossed your salads, you've tossed your cookies, but you haven't LIVED till you've tossed your beaver(s)! Just look over your shoulder and HURL one - wait a minute tossing cookies and hurling -- where is my mind??? Oh yeah, I must be thinking of the reimagining again!

Here goes a beaver -->

--------> "Help!!"

Better get a broom, launchbay 2 is filling up fast...

Okay, this is really silly... where's a mod when you need one...

bsg1fan1975 · May 5th, 2003, 09:15 PM

Just then Starbuckis seen running nekked through the bridge being chased by Bonnie Hammer and her team of plastic surgeons. "Hey guys, we gotta save Starbuck from them or he'll be a lady for sure!" She springs to her feet and runs between the fleeing warrior and his pursuers. "Not so fast you sicko's. Leave Starbuck alone!#

Dawg · May 12th, 2003, 01:25 PM

Although glad to see that bsg had recovered from her pensive moment, Dawg (thanks to his almost superhuman speed and reflexes) is quick to see that bsg would quickly be overmatched by this Bonnie Hammer and the team of plastic surgeons (who could easily attach a certain prosthetic to bsg and turn her into a male with the callsign "bsg").

Dawg leaps into the air, carrying a large salt shaker, and waves it in the face of this Bonnie Hammer, remembering what repcisg had found in the last one. The plastic surgeons all ran away (making soft, squishing noises as they ran), but this Bonnie Hammer simply laughed.

Just as Dawg and bsg were about to draw their lasers, ...

kingfish · May 12th, 2003, 05:07 PM

Kingfish enters the room and says, "Where is OWD. I believe he is missing."

kingfish · May 12th, 2003, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Muffit
...meanwhile 3 daggits and a blind optometrist play their favorite pasttime...

The Beaver Toss!!!

Yes, folks, you've tossed your salads, you've tossed your cookies, but you haven't LIVED till you've tossed your beaver(s)! Just look over your shoulder and HURL one - wait a minute tossing cookies and hurling -- where is my mind??? Oh yeah, I must be thinking of the reimagining again!

Here goes a beaver --> --------> "Help!!"

Better get a broom, launchbay 2 is filling up fast...

Okay, this is really silly... where's a mod when you need one...

:laugh: This thread is too funny.

emerita · June 10th, 2003, 05:55 AM

Em comes out of her quarters and looks down the corridor.....all is quiet....to quiet for this crew.....where is everybody......Suddenly she hears scurrying around the corner and when she turns to look she is knocked off of her feet by the drunken beaver Harry, being chased by.........................

Dawg · June 10th, 2003, 08:16 AM

Kingfish, who had finally decided drunken beavers were daggit-like enough to catch. Or, at least try to catch. He wasn't having much success because, in an attempt to lure them into his trap, he matched them drink for drink of ambrosa and now wasn't in much better shape than they were.

As they skidded around the corner, Kingfish lost his balance (again) and ran into....

kingfish · June 25th, 2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newt
a Warp Core breach!

Bill Shatner gestures to Em and says "I'll fix it...no problem..." and proceeds to climb down a ladder, passing Ron Moore on the way. Funny how no one seems to notice Moore; he simply snickers and checks the Eveready battery level in his portable cloaking device.

Invsimoore passes by Newt, who is engaged in a conversation with a beaver over ambrosia, and runs into Sept17 carrying BonnieBroomstickDroid. Sept17 drops BonnieBroomstckDroid, causing her to split in two, revealing...

Shatner looks at Moore and says, "You are the guy that killed me not once but twice. Get a life, bring me back."

Senmut · June 29th, 2003, 12:22 AM

At which point, RDM belches massively, filling the entire corridor with the reek of rancid Romulan Ale...

Flamingo Girl · June 29th, 2003, 01:13 PM

...which had a strange effect on the beavers. Without warning, they turn into vicious man-eating monsters and begin attacking RDM. In less than a minute they have reduced him to a small puddle and a few bone fragments.

Having satisfied their bloodlust, they fall into a deep and peacefull sleep.

emerita · June 30th, 2003, 07:33 AM

Em looks at FG and smiles. Em runs down the corridor looking for Bonnie while FG gets a bottle of Romulan Ale.....

Flamingo Girl · July 1st, 2003, 10:31 AM

Good idea.

*grabs a funnel*

emerita · July 1st, 2003, 11:13 AM

Em opens doors as she walks down the hall quietly calling...."B O N N I E...where are you my little destroyer of shows"...suddenly she hears...............................

Flamingo Girl · July 2nd, 2003, 11:20 AM

...the sound of vomiting beavers.

emerita · July 9th, 2003, 07:17 AM

That have run into Bonnie. They looked at her and couldn't hold their ambrosia any longer...Bonnie just stood there with fermemted ambrosia all over and in her shoes. Em stops and has a sudden feeling of empathy....luckily it passes quickly and she starts to laugh.....suddenly...........................

Senmut · July 9th, 2003, 07:00 PM

And then the real fans of the REAl thing upchuck on her shoes?

Flamingo Girl · July 9th, 2003, 10:11 PM

I think something got lost here...

emerita · July 10th, 2003, 07:28 AM

(back on track) suddenly...... Em jumped out of the way of all the real fans upchucking on Bonnie's shoes.......... then the ship started to shake. Em looked around to FG and Semnut and she grabbed FG's arm and started running to command control. When they arrived they saw.......................

Senmut · July 13th, 2003, 01:17 AM

They saw Senmut getting ready to shoot Bonnie out the airlock!!!!!

Flamingo Girl · July 13th, 2003, 03:01 PM

Althoug she knew it was wrong, FG couldn't bring herself to stop Senmut, and simply stood watching.

kingfish · July 13th, 2003, 05:14 PM

Whooooooosh. Bonnie flies away helplessly as the entire gang sings, "Bon Voyage Bonnie."

emerita · July 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM

Em turns to the others," Didn't we do this already? How did she find her way back.... What is it going to take to get her to go away?" As they closed the airlock they hear a loud crash...they turn to see......................

Flamingo Girl · July 13th, 2003, 07:33 PM

...Bonnie Hammer chasing Starbuck through the halls with a cleaver.

"Oh no!" shouts FG, "she's a human Droopy...or whatever the name of that sad little cartoon dog was!"

FG then takes off after her, squirting her with Romulan ale.

Dawg · July 13th, 2003, 07:45 PM

"Yes, it was Droopy," Dawg yells as he avoids the spray of Romulan Ale (which is available, by the way, at The Star Trek Experience in the Las Vegas Hilton), as he cracks his Indiana Jones bullwhip, wrapping the end around Bonnie's ankle. He pulled, which caused....