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Old March 18th, 2004, 08:30 PM   #271
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Men say, "Chercher la femme"
But women have to say, "Chercher la faim"
(That is, if they want men to keep saying theirs!)


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Old March 19th, 2004, 04:19 AM   #272
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never send a man to do a woman's job!
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.

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Old March 19th, 2004, 06:26 AM   #274
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.

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Old March 19th, 2004, 06:27 AM   #275
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.

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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good: Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
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Old March 19th, 2004, 07:25 AM   #277
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The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.

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Old March 19th, 2004, 07:26 AM   #278
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Each smallest act of kindness reverbrates across great distances and spans of time, affecting lives unknown to the one whose generous spirit was the source of this good echo, because kindness is passed on and grows each time it's passed, until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage years later and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.

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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:25 AM   #279
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never send a man to do a woman's job!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever my husband decides to help clean my 'stuff' I never EVER see it again
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!


{Of course then he wonders WHY his steak is so tough ..........(As I hide the
salt and tenderizer from him )}
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:25 AM   #280
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good: Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
-Jay Leno
Now everyone knows WHY I like Jay LENO
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:26 AM   #281
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A friend of mine once told me .............. "IT's not my job to tell my kids they are the
best .............It's my job to TEACH them to BE THE BEST!"
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:27 AM   #282
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:28 AM   #283
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"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."

From Mary Poppins

By the way it works
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:29 AM   #284
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Laughter is the best medicine
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Old March 19th, 2004, 08:40 AM   #285
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"A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down."

From Mary Poppins

By the way it works
I always preferred it when my Mom mashed the pill up & mixed it with grape jelly. Yum! It made swallowing it a real piece of
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Old March 19th, 2004, 11:55 AM   #286
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and acts like a duck ...........it's a duck.
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Old March 19th, 2004, 11:56 AM   #287
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Thou cans't not live on CHOCOLATE alone .................
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Old March 19th, 2004, 12:06 PM   #288
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Payback's a bit@h... and so am I!!!

-don't know who said it first, but I use it every now and then!
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THe difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist is that
you can negotiate with the terrorist
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Old March 19th, 2004, 12:14 PM   #290
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Here's one that was constantly USED on me .........{like it 'ever' worked }

Just WAIT until Your FATHER gets HOME!
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Here's another one that was constantly used on me ...............

"Keep sticking that tongue out and it'll be STUCK that way!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shiningstar
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whenever my husband decides to help clean my 'stuff' I never EVER see it again
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!


{Of course then he wonders WHY his steak is so tough ..........(As I hide the
salt and tenderizer from him )}

bad girl!

Another parental favorite. "Keep crossing your eyes and they'll stick like that eventually!
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bad girl!

Another parental favorite. "Keep crossing your eyes and they'll stick like that eventually!
I never believed that one till I saw the actress Karen Black
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Old March 19th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #294
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I used to hear it all the time!

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"
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I used to hear it all the time!

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime"
That one is a great one .........and that is one that I never get tired of hearing.
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I love this one also:

"If wishes were horses beggars would ride!"
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I love this one also:

"If wishes were horses beggars would ride!"
I love that one too!
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One that I hated was one that my FATHER used all the time.............

"Go ahead and SPIT in one hand and wish in the other and see which one you
get first."
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Old March 19th, 2004, 02:23 PM   #299
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Quote:
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THe difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist is that
you can negotiate with the terrorist
LOL Shiningstar! :laugh:

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--Gore Vidal
LOL Unowhoandwhy! :laugh:

And I've got one,

A woman gets married hoping her man will change.
A man gets married hoping his woman will never change.

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LOL Shiningstar! :laugh:



LOL Unowhoandwhy! :laugh:

And I've got one,

A woman gets married hoping her man will change.
A man gets married hoping his woman will never change.

That's soooooooooooooo true
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