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Old March 11th, 2004, 04:19 AM   #181
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bsg wakes up on the couch only to find that her clothes have been washed, dried and folded. She looks for any indication of who did this nice deed so she can thank them.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
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Old March 11th, 2004, 11:27 PM   #182
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Suddenly, the Fleet telecomm bursts to life in every stateroom in the fleet. On the screen - a spectacular skating and colored lights show...

"Welcome to BEAVERS ON ICE!"

The screen sizzles with exciting pirouhettes and double Lutzes, as ice dust kicks up at every turn, the hairy brown creatures a contrast to their skimpy pink lace attire...

The Fleet, as one, stares mouth agape, and stunned silence rules the day.
Sensing their televised fare is not going as well as expected, Harry Beaver switches to the second rink on channel 2.

"Welcome to CYLONS ON ICE!"

Gleaming with starbursts off their chrome bodies, rows of practiced Cylons kick their legs up in unison, their chiffon skirts whipping in the breeze, the ice below agleam with roving red reflections...

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Somewhere, not far away, a Gold Centurion aboard a trailing Baseship studies the intercepted video unraveling before him. He looks at the Imperious Leader's silhouette beside him, then back at the screen, then back at the Imperious Leader.

Gold Centurion: "Well, tapping their feed SOUNDED like a good idea... don't you think?"

Moments later, a shiny gold object ejects from the belly of the basestar, its eyes' puzzled red glow vanishing into the blackness of space...





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Old March 12th, 2004, 04:51 AM   #183
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Bsg rolls over and groans. She pulled the couch pillow over her head to hide her laughter. Soon muffled laughs can be heard down the corridor.
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Old March 12th, 2004, 07:43 AM   #184
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Meanwhile shiningstar and her five 'helpers'()...........stare with mouths
agape at the spectacle on the communication screen in her quarters. As she is
watching the cylons are dancing in perfect unison ..........Shiningstar is heard to exclaim .......................
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Old March 12th, 2004, 01:53 PM   #185
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wow! Where's my laser? Its time for target practice !"
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Old March 12th, 2004, 03:02 PM   #186
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Unbeknowgst to her Dr. Paulis is right behind her. "I thought I ordered YOU to
REST.....LIEUTENANT.", he said as a grumbling, slightly irrated
Shiningstar reclines back on her couch as Dr. Paulis is heard to say ....................
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Old March 12th, 2004, 03:04 PM   #187
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Blast that woman! doesn't she care about herself...and storms off in a huff...women!! suddenly...
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Old March 12th, 2004, 03:12 PM   #188
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Suddenly he find himself escourted out of her quarters by her five Hunks ................
"{Uhhhhhmmmmm I DON'T EVEN Want to KNOW!}", he thinks as he continues on
his way to the life station
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Old March 12th, 2004, 05:52 PM   #189
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meanwhile gaelen decides it's time to test the smilie faces and whether they change positions when she selects them :laugh:
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Old March 12th, 2004, 05:54 PM   #190
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Sure enough they do chanf=ge posittions except for the top row
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:06 PM   #191
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In the meantime Dr. Paulis returns to the life center and is SHOCKED to see ........................
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:09 PM   #192
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a cylon in pieces laying on one of his exam talbes, Apollo, Starbuck and Cassie are all standing there anxious to explain what happened to them in the two word story
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:14 PM   #193
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As shiningstar goes to sleep while her five men massage her feet
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:15 PM   #194
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whoooo hoooo shiningstar!!!
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:20 PM   #195
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In the meantime Dr. Paulis is getting a HUGE MIGRANE as he tries to decipher the
story that Apollo, Starbuck and Cassiopia are trying to tell him ...............when.............
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:37 PM   #196
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Adama arrives demanding an explanations as to how a cylon got onboard his battlestar!
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:42 PM   #197
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaelen
Adama arrives demanding an explanations as to how a cylon got onboard his battlestar!
As Security finds a shuttle with two destroyed cylons aboard ...................
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Old March 12th, 2004, 07:25 PM   #198
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suddenly Adama gets the call from security requesting his presence at the site of the discovery. Apollo, Starbuck and Cassie are hot on Adama's heels as he marches out of the life center...
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Old March 14th, 2004, 01:16 AM   #199
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To bump into Sen, who has baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news. It has been discovered that Muffit got all those mushies from the replicator device invented by Dr. Wilker. (So he claims, but the sticker on it says "Property of Starfleet Command") He's been stashing his mushies behind the laundry room ceiling panels, just waiting to corner the market, next time Starbuck tries to date Athena and Cassie at once.
BUT................... It seems the mushie he originally used was one from a crate that had PLUTON POISONING from the Holocaust, and was thus DEADLY!!!!! As his hoard of tainted mushies grew ever more vast, the pluton molecules in them began to...grow. Slowly, over untold episodes, interacting with soap bubble fumes from below, they began to change into...... something. When the soap bubbles exploded in the overstuffed underwear processor machine containing Sheba's bras, the soap came into contact with the altered mushies. Then, exposed to electical arcing in the broken circuits, the unthinkable happened. The once-innocent mushies have transforemd into-
A HIDEOUS MUTATED MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One that feeds on...Beavers!
"Run!" shouts Sen. "Run for your lives!"
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Old March 14th, 2004, 08:43 AM   #200
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Adama hides a little smile, but orders security to destroy the hideous monster.
"Do you have to?", Cassiopia asks as Apollo and Starbuck arch their eyebrows
at her question and Adama softly chuckles as he answers "Yes Cassiopia I do.
Apollo, Starbuck how nice of you to volunteer for this detail.", Adama says
with a mischivious smile as..............................
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Old March 14th, 2004, 10:35 AM   #201
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Apollo and Starbuck look at each other then back at Sen ,Starbuck askes what the frack are you on? Apollo says to Starbuck "come on let's go check it out."

Adama meanwhile continues on towards the the located ceylon's to see for himself how this happened.
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As Em, and Bsg make their way over to Apollo and to Starbuck with three
very terrified beavers in tow as .................................
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Old March 14th, 2004, 11:59 AM   #203
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LOL Senmut!
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Boomer sighs and says ..............................
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Old March 14th, 2004, 12:05 PM   #205
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What the frack is happening to our Galactica!
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Old March 14th, 2004, 12:08 PM   #206
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as the Mutated Monster continues to chase after several 100 frightened beavers..........
as the warriors stand by puzzled as all of their weapons fail to destroy the beast as..........
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Boomer: "...something's wrong with my Viper! Someone's painted a fake computer display on my monitor! And nothing works!"

Starbuck notices the same thing.

And Jolly.

And, in fact, ALL the pilots.

Adama orders a full diagnostic on ships systems, but the diagnostics fail to work.
Just then, a wave of Cylons heads kamikaze-style toward the bridge.

Adama: "Negative shield, NOW!"

Pressing the button, Omega jumps back as it fizzles and a blanket unrolls itself over the aperture instead.

"What the...!@#$%"

Dr. Wilkir is called to manually investigate the problem. After several hours of intense disassembly and study, he looks up, baffled.

Wilkir: "All the RESISTORS are gone! Every single one!!!"

***

That's when they hear a beaver's giggling voice over the interfleet comm...
Gnawty: "Of course they're gone! I had to do it!!!...............because you know......

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"

Entire crew: "!@!#%&%^!$!##@$%!"



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And the beast is still on the loose...
"Hopefully he'll find Gnawty", thinks everyone silently...
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Old March 14th, 2004, 12:22 PM   #208
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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In the meantime Shiningstar was told to report to duty to go after the Mutated
monster. As she goes out of her quarters minus now the five hunks ....................
she sees ..................................................................................................................
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a group of beavers huddled in the corner ....
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