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Old April 12th, 2004, 05:05 AM   #391
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Until Tigh stops the furlons until further notice by announcing that all experienced viper pilots must undergo the required yahren physical.
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Old April 12th, 2004, 05:25 AM   #392
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Amberstar hears Tigh's announcement and groans " He sure knows how to make a girls day" Reporting squadrens begin to fill the life station, when..........
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Old April 12th, 2004, 11:21 AM   #393
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A general announcement is made Tighs voice is heard to exclaim "April fools! just kidding no need for the physical..." Everyone groans...and starts to walk back to there quarters when a shout down the hall is heard...
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Old April 12th, 2004, 01:39 PM   #394
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from Bsg who is upset that the beavers have unpacked her bag from her furlon and have strewn the contents all over her room. "Get out of this room at once," she yells as she begins to clean up the mess.
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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:11 AM   #395
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Rowan rushes down the corridor to give bsg a hand with those pesky beavers!
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Old April 13th, 2004, 04:08 AM   #396
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Bsg sighs in relief that reinforcements have come to help her. she is still cleaning up the mess that the beavers made in their attempt to help her.
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Old April 13th, 2004, 09:21 AM   #397
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Shiningstar thanks the Kitties for saving her and quickly goes to her duty station ..........
only to find out from Commander Adama that she is to go on leave with the other
viper pilots ..........as she is making her way to her quarters to pack ........she hears
Tigh's Announcement ...........and the JOKE ..................she walks to her quarters
wistfully ................."Hmmmmmm I wander what type of joke I should play on
TIGH? OR.........
",she thinks eyeing the beavers in hand cuffs and comes up with
a WICKED idea ..............."OH BSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", she calls as she catches BSG
by the arm and points toward the beavers and toward Colonel Tigh's quarters.

Bsg mulls over Shiningstar's plan ....................A) WIll it work .............B) Can the beavers
be traced back to them? she thinks as she walks with Shiningstar a little while longer as ...........................
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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:42 PM   #398
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.....Tigh, upon finding the beavers in his quarters, recalls a recipe his aunt cooked once, when he was little. He starts checking his secret stash of spices, saved from the Holocaust, then looks at the beavers, and grins.....
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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:46 PM   #399
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Gnawty Beaver, who is blessed with 20:10 vision, can just see the recipe title from where she stands in the corner of the room:


"Beaver Cacciatore"

Beavers: "Yikes!!! Let us outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #400
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:50 PM   #401
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Sadly, they trip on Tigh's old, worm welcome mat, and go sprawling in a heap! Tigh is just reacing for his apron, when suddenly...
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Old April 13th, 2004, 01:55 PM   #402
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Shiningstar burst into the room remembering that it was she and BSG who told the
beavers to go there in the first place. "Sir ..........the shuttle crew turned me back ...",
she says giving the beavers enough time to escape. "I gave them strict orders that
ALL VIPER Pilots not on patrol were to be allowed on leave.", TIgh growls as he goes
to his desk and gets out a sheet of paper. He writes new orders for Shiningstar's
shoreleave and hands them to shiningstar who still has her duffle bag on her shoulder.
She quickly looks over the furlough pass and thanks TIgh and leaves for her shuttle
as BSG thanks her profusely. As they leave for their shuttle the greatful beavers.........................................................................
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Old April 13th, 2004, 02:04 PM   #403
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make a wrong turn down a dusty, seldom used corridor, and smack directly into the legendary, whispered

COBWEBS OF DEATH!

"Ah," says Tigh.
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Old April 13th, 2004, 02:14 PM   #404
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Just as he thinks he has the beavers in his grasp they escape between his legs leaving
him face down in the cobwebs .........screaming. "GET BACK HERE!!!!!!", he screams
as he gets up to chase after the beavers ...................he runs straight into ...................
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Old April 13th, 2004, 05:17 PM   #405
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...itsy bitsy spider, who cannot seem to find the water spout anywhere on this blasted ship...


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Old April 13th, 2004, 05:27 PM   #406
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Quote:
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...itsy bitsy spider, who cannot seem to find the water spout anywhere on this blasted ship...


As Tigh slowly disentangles himself from the web he is shocked to find
that this 'ITSY BITSY SPIDER' is not so ITSY BITSY after all. He pulls
away just before .....................................................
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Old April 13th, 2004, 09:33 PM   #407
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the vile thing can reach him, and draws his laser. Blasting the foul crawlon (remember???? Crawlon is Colonial for spider!!!!) into fried space dust, he goes in search of the beavers.
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Old April 14th, 2004, 12:20 AM   #408
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Cassie saunters up to Starbuck and whispers: "BYOB party in 10 Backward tonight!"

Moments later, Starbuck sneaks up on Athena and says in a low voice, "Hey cutie! There's a BYOB party tonight! Don't be late!"

Athena mosies up to (grown up) Boxey and taps him on the shoulder:
"Hey hot shot, BYOB tonight - be there or be hexagonal!"

This goes on for about an hour till everybody knows.

*LATER THAT NIGHT*

Scene: the 10 Backward Lounge with everyone partying hearty.
In walks Muffit and the room falls completely silent.

Muffit: *Looks innocently confused* "What??? You said it was BYOB! So that's what I brung, duh!!!"

Muffit throws the huge net full of beavers onto the floor and they emerge, with all heck breaking out almost immediately.

Gnawty giggles to Harry: " *chuckle, chuckle* Leave it to the stupid daggit to think BYOB means Bring Your Own Beaver!"





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looking up braxiss yells"holy beavers batman" and dives under the first table he sees.......
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cylons serving refreshments. Bsg laughs as she takes some cheese and crackers. "Braxiss, don't you remember that these were reprogrammed to be servers?"
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Shiningstar tries to catch the beavers. "Don't forget that Colonel TIGH is still wearing
THAT APRON trying to find you. Come to think of it I've always wanted to try
Beaver Cacitorie.", she says with a wink. The beavers quickly start to behave and
help clean up the mess they created. "Colonel TIgh is coming!", Bsg says in an
Urgent voice just as Shiningstar and Muffit manage to get the last of the beavers into
the ventilation shaft. "Whew.", shiningstar says as Colonel Tigh comes into the room
with the Apron still on and says ..................................................................................
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Does anyone know how to untie an apron? Everyone looked at each other, they knew how to undo velco but laces! They...
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throw their hands up as Bsg grabs a knife off the table and cuts through the material. She stands there in shock as....
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as more than the apron peels away. Colonel Tigh looked down and saw what everyone else was staring at...
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Old April 14th, 2004, 06:36 PM   #415
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ON his uniform pants the Gnawty little beavers cut heart shapes all over his Pants
Shiningstar and Bsg bite Their tongues and thank the Lords of Kobol that the
beavers are hidden away in the ventilation shaft.
AS ..................................................................
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Omega bursts in and stifles a laugh at Tigh's lack of clothing. Bsg, who had tried to maintain her composure excuses herself and walks out before cracking up. Sheba sees Bsg laughing and....
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Tosses her rhinestone evening cape to Tigh, who snarls at Omega. Omega tries to mollify him by offering to share recipes...
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for other exotic dishes using beavers. Tigh declines at first but reconsiders as the beavers hiding in the ventaliation shaft laugh at him. He runs toward the air vent but the beavers take off and ......
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Old April 17th, 2004, 11:48 PM   #419
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and Tigh trips and falls landing in
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and Tigh trips and falls landing in
.. a Pryter. Yes, a real, honest to goodness, Pryter.

Cuz he always wanted to be a Tigh-Pryter...
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