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Old February 7th, 2004, 05:17 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Welcome to the Beaver Cafe!

Welcome one and all! While we wait to see if (when!) our beloved Galactica Cafe reopens, here be a place to rest your lazy bones and be completely silly! Your hosts: the beavers of course! They've been itchin' to make a comeback - well, actually they've just been itchin' - they are hairy after all - so pull up a log and join the fun! I'll start!



*Gnawty Beaver walks in carrying a big bucket with some kind of yellow liquid in it. *

Harry: "What the frack is that Gnawty?"

Gnawty: *puffing*"What do you think? You asked for it."

Harry: "And what might that be?"

Gnawty: "You know - what you asked for. Took me half the day and a ton of volunteers."

Harry: "SO WHAT IS IT ALREADY!!!???"

Gnawty: "A lot of urine, of course!"

Harry: "What???!@#$ No, no, no, I didn't say a lot of urine, I said alot of yahren!!!"

Gnawty: "Oooooops... Sure you couldn't use some???"

Harry: "OUT!!! OUT!!! Get yourself a hearing aid for Sagan's sake!!!"

*The room dissolves into laughter*

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Old February 7th, 2004, 05:29 PM   #2
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LOL Muffit! The beaver cafe, sounds great!

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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:20 PM   #3
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Oh, warrior if you only knew the really bad one I pulled because I forgot there was an X-rated meaning to that world. *still shuddering at the thought*
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:25 PM   #4
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WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink...
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:37 PM   #5
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WooHoo!!! wow, this is so nice. I need a drink...
Watch out for the yellow koolaid...!

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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:38 PM   #6
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ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:39 PM   #7
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*reads that thread title, tries to get all x-rated thoughts out of my mind*

:whew:
LOL! Sheesh, glad I didn't pick the nickname for cats cafe!

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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:39 PM   #8
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I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh:
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:40 PM   #9
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ouuu..yellow...Better than blue???
Errr.. Gnawty's been known to look for ways to get rid of that bucket...

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Er, I thought it was the blue.....Oh YOU mean that bucket???? Never drink from a bucket if beavers are about....like never eat yellow snow.
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:42 PM   #11
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I would be concerned for PINK elephants. :laugh:
And not to forget heffalumps and woosels Kingfish!

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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:43 PM   #12
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Anyone seen OWD? I hope he isn't chasing Lumpy again.
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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:56 PM   #13
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I know - I miss him too... maybe we should start a Lumpy thread and see if he catches it on long range scan...?

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Old February 7th, 2004, 06:58 PM   #14
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oppps...I didn't read closley...ewwww....yellow koolaid....I'll stick to Saki......man Everyone must be online tonight. I keep getting blasts from my yahoo announcing answers to my posts!!!
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Old February 7th, 2004, 07:06 PM   #15
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Wow Em! I just emptied my box 3 minutes ago, and it's full again! All from CF! Cooooool!!!

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X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man.

Muffets story is great but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch. I you cann't smell the heather, it aint worth drinking.
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Old February 7th, 2004, 08:12 PM   #17
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Hi Repcisg! Thanks! Great to see you here!

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Old February 7th, 2004, 08:20 PM   #18
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Hi Muffit, it's good to be back.
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Old February 7th, 2004, 08:46 PM   #19
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I hope you are drinking that saki cold, Emerita.
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LOL Muffit It sounds like a great place for some GREAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
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Old February 7th, 2004, 09:48 PM   #21
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LOL Muffit! :laugh:

I just have to remember to read these while at home. The last one I read had everyone at work wondering why I was laughing out loud in an empty office :tongue:
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*ROFL after reading the thread*
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Thanks Shiningstar, LurkerzRule and callsignfalcon! And always good to see you Darth.

Look out below -- more beaver jokes to come!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! omg you never cease to amaze me Muffit! Please... keep them coming
along with strawberry daqs please!
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Old February 8th, 2004, 05:19 AM   #25
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loved the joke. keep 'em coming muffit! I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my seat!
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X-rated thought! Keep'em out? No way man.

Muffets story is great but yellow coolaid? No thanks, I'll stick to scotch.
Doesn't Scotch have a kinda golden yellow color???
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reads that thread title, tries to get all x-rated thoughts out of my mind
No felgercarb!

*shakes head*

oye!

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Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Muffit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks so much, DarkJedi, Bsg , Em and Shiningstar!
And in silly response:

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Beaver Sign: "We aim to please; you aim too please!!!"

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