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Old December 31st, 2003, 06:32 AM   #241
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"Had to do it, he didn't have any cheese to go with his whine!"
(ba dumbum!) bsgfan, that was bad...

hey, whereabouts in CT are you?
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Old January 1st, 2004, 12:12 AM   #242
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Amberstar is getting ready for a much needed vacation and decides to enter the cafe. Then she sees........
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Aurora, getting ready for her jump-out-of-Starbuck's-birthday cake act.
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Shining star who has just been released from the life center
after getting over the flu shakes her head and grabs a she waves at Amberstar as ..............
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Old January 4th, 2004, 11:49 AM   #245
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Amberstar sees her friend and runs over to see how she is doing! "I'ts been a while Shinningstar, glad youre back!"
Suddenly they hear a loud noise coming from the launch bay...
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Old January 4th, 2004, 01:32 PM   #246
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as they run over with weapons drawn to investigate .........
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Old January 5th, 2004, 02:10 AM   #247
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.....the baseShip which had just dropped out of lightspeed that everyone seems to have forgotten in the mad rush for marshmellows and booty.
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Old January 5th, 2004, 02:57 AM   #248
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gunnerk returns from the science lab (after having Muffey programmed to be allergic to solenite), and sees what all the commotion is about; Stunned, he muses aloud " Something tells me this is gonna be a bigger surprise than Aurora's cake...". Heading towards a Viper, gunnerk remembers, "Frack! I'm just a shuttle pilot... I'm not rated on a fighter yet! grrrrrrrrrrr...."...
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Old January 6th, 2004, 02:36 PM   #249
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(gunnerk19, not far from Hartford!)

Bsg sees the baseship and shouts "Who the heck ordered up that baseship!"
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"Not ME!", Shining star yells as she gives Gunnerk19 a pat on
the back before going to her viper and Launching to
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Old January 7th, 2004, 06:03 AM   #251
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RDM, disguised as the Scwans guy, laughs maniacally, and declares......

"I did!!!!!"

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Bsg pucnches him as she runs by to her viper. "Lock that daggity dropping in a cell. Or at least send him out an airlock!"
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Old January 9th, 2004, 02:51 AM   #253
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BSG steps in a puddle of super strong glue, and is immobilized...
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Amberstar rushes past BSG on her way to join squadrens of vipers in the battle against the massive basestar. She sees a near by cadet and together they free BSG and rush toward the launch bay..............
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...and just when all seems lost, suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge stinky log-shaped ship besmeared with rancid mud races to attack the basestar, shooting salvo after salvo of slimy beaver "pellets"!

The basestar is no match for the beaver doody, and beats a hasty retreat, its laser cannon muzzles clogged and its radar now showing only a big brown smear.

The Galactica beavers raise a cheer!

They slap their tails on the deck so hard everyone comes running to see what the ruckus is...

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Ewwwwwww...what a crappy way to win a battle.
And thus the Imperious Leader exclaimed "The doody has hit the fan! They beat the crap out of us and I'm excreting a brick!" Then the Cylons retreated up a certain creek, only to realize that they had no paddles.
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Old January 10th, 2004, 12:24 AM   #257
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ViperTech paces back and forth on the flight deck of Galactica's starboard-side launch bay, amidst the
recently-returned Vipers that were in the battle. He notes three that need battle damage repaired and laments loudly at the strange sticky brown substance on the noses and wings of several Vipers.

"Didn't these pilots have enough sense to get clear of the splatter when the Beaver pellet sorties took place? How are we ever going to get these ships clean! And Colonel Tigh says he expects these ships launch-ready in three sentars. Frack me!"
 
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Em lands her fighter along with the others and holds her nose, "EWWWWWW" I won't even remark on this one. OK Let's get BH an RM out of the brig and have them clean this place up... As the beavers run to the brig, they are side tracked by.....................
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Baltar, on the P.A., with Lucifer singing tha Anvil Chorus in the background, announcing a sale on beaver-fur hats and coats, and a bounty for each pelt.
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Bsg sends a taunt back. "Hey Lucifer, your mother was a rusted out woodchipper!"
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"Baltar, would you please stop writing Bsg's lines for her???"
"But...but I never..."
"Oh stuff it, mushies breath!"
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Em looks around at all the chaos and sees that the beavers are doing damage control and decides to go to the galley for a cup of tea. She motions for the rest of the squad to join her, because Harry beaver is making omelets this morning. As the crew starts down the corridor they are side tracked by..........
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Lucifer coming up the ramp!
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Everyone sits down in the mess hall, anxious to eat the new beaver omelettes, when suddenly:

Muffit: "Hey! What gives? These are farm fresh BEAVER eggs! Yuck!"

Rigel: "Ewwww! My yolk has HAIR on it!"

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Bsg takes a sip of her coffee to find it had beaver hair in it!

"Oh yuck! Someone tell those beavers to stick to maintaining the ship. This stuff is ungodly."

Bsg reaches in her pocket and pulls out some mushies in a bag and begins to munch away!
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Beaver Beauty Contest
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Harry Beaver: "And now Lazies and GentleBen, I bring you the 5 runners
up in our Miss Galactica Beaver Beauty Contest!

First, from Faeries - oops, I mean Aries - it's the beaver most likely
to become a guidance counselor, Miss Guided!

Next, from GummingEase, er, Geminese, we have a truly athletic beaver,
Miss Fit!

And next, from Livre, Louvre? Libra? we have a lady with a striking
personality, Miss Demeanor!

Then we have a bullishly brave beaver, from Taurus, who wants to be a
dating service CEO, Miss Matched!

And finally, from beloved Crappica - er, Caprica, a lingual expert who
wants to be a professional translator, Miss Interpreted!

And the winner is...

Miss Information! Will you please come up here? Hello? Oh, that's
right, she filled out the pageant application wrong! Oh well, tune in
next year, when we have our much awaited Beaver Pellet Popping Contest! Until then, practice popping pukey pellets everyone!"

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Bsg groans and looks at someone to change the channel. "Now give me male warriors in a skimpy traid outfit!" :laugh:
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As long as WE get the equvalent!!!!!!
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Bsg laughs! "We can always leave that to the beavers!"

(i know it was a bad pun!)
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Em gets up and makes more omelets without beaver hair....."Sorry guys, I guess it isn't good that you shed in the food..... I am sure they all still love you, it's just that humans can't digest animal hair....." The beavers scurry out to go help maintain the rest of the ship. As breakfast is ending, there is a loud crash out in the corridor. Everyyone runs out to see................
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