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April 18th, 2004, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Muffit
.. a Pryter. Yes, a real, honest to goodness, Pryter.
Cuz he always wanted to be a Tigh-Pryter...  |
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April 18th, 2004, 11:32 AM
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#422
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Apollo picks up the new typewriter and places it on the table and begins to write a letter to Sheba
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April 18th, 2004, 12:09 PM
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#423
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Bad Email Address
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Dear Sheba, I am writing this because I find myself unable to tell you this face to face, despite trying numerous occassions.
I am still finding this difficult to put in the right words, but here goes: I .......
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April 18th, 2004, 12:29 PM
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#424
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Muff Daggy
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"...I want to be a zipper. Yes, that's right, a zipper. Please keep reading and don't think me strange! You see, if I were a zipper I could keep people warm, seal gym bags, and protect women's privates from being unduly spied upon. Zippers are /so/ lucky. They get to open and close every day, just like a flower. Oh, I used to wanna be a flower, but people stick fertilizer on them and it's stinky so I don't wanna be that anymore.
But zippers are so much nicer, and they make that nice -- err, -- zipping sound. I want to make a sound like that! I want to be silver -- no wait, gold -- and grace the trousers of famous females. One thing though, I hope I don't become a zipper for a man. Sometimes they get their -- well, you know -- stuck -- and I'm just not ready for that. I might never get the hairs out. But I digress!
So my darling Sheba, would you mind terribly if I became one? Would you respect my right to be a zipper even if I couldn't? Can I be your zipper?"
Yours with the hope of happy zipping,
Apollo
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April 19th, 2004, 02:03 AM
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#425
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Bad Email Address
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Apollo felt happy to finally get it off his chest, as he put his letter into an envelope and sealed it. He put it on the table on top of the pile of correspondance to be posted. Starbuck came in and grabbed the letters and rushed out to catch the new female post-officer. Apollo relaxed for a little while and thought about his confession. The more he thought about it, the less he wanted Sheba to see it. What will she think? He must get that letter back. Apollo rushed out to see if he could intercept the letter.
He saw Starbuck walking down the corridor towards him, whistling happily to himself, with his hands empty. 'Frack!' Apollo thought; 'its been posted, but I must get it back'.
Apollo....
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April 19th, 2004, 03:17 AM
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#426
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bummed out because he was not able to retrieve the letter in time hung his head and went to the officer's lounge where he....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 19th, 2004, 03:21 AM
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#427
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Bad Email Address
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saw Sheba, Bsg and Sorrell laughing. At first he thought that they were laughing at his expense, but then he saw that in Shebas hand was his unopened letter. There was still a chance to get it back, maybe if he can distract them by....
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April 19th, 2004, 12:18 PM
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#428
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charming Sheba he can slip it out of her hand without her noticing. He tries but Sheba feels him pulling on the letter and looks down. "Apollo, what are you doing? Are you jealous and think I got a letter from another warrior and want to start reading my mail?" Sheba....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 22nd, 2004, 09:53 PM
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#429
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pulled it out of Apollo’s hand and began to open it, Apollo desperate to retrieve the letter changed his approach kneeling in front of Sheba and taking her other hand in his and looking deeply into her eyes so that she could see the sincerity there Apollo began to explain Sheba I sent you that letter and I regret it I'm asking you to trust me and not open it please just give me the letter and spare me the embarrassment I'm begging you! Sheba looking into Apollo’s pleading eyes says
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April 22nd, 2004, 10:04 PM
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Muff Daggy
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..."one word Apollo... BITE ME!!!" as she greedily tears open the letter, just as...
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April 23rd, 2004, 12:30 AM
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#431
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Apollo does so, right on her [****]. Sheba yelps in surprise, then with a wild gaze, tosses the letter aside, and rips open her jacket. Apollo, realizing that she is building up a frenzy of wild, passionate desire, talkes hold of her, and kisses her on the...
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Populos stultus viris indignas honores saepe dat. -Horace
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Fortuna est caeca. -Cicero
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"You know the night before was a tough one when even the sound of the fizz hurts your head." -Mike Hammer.
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April 23rd, 2004, 02:50 AM
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April 23rd, 2004, 03:21 AM
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as Bsg walks by them totally annoyed with her viper crew and says to them, "Get a room, no need for public displays in the corridors." She walks on and heads for the officer's lounge.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 03:23 AM
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Apollo scoops up Sheba and carries her off to his quarters...
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April 23rd, 2004, 03:24 AM
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as Cassi stands there fuming at Starbuck cause she caught him with.....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 03:28 AM
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Rowan! who has always had such a crush on bad boy Starbuck!
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April 23rd, 2004, 03:31 AM
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Deitra sees Starbuck flirting with Rowan and shakes her head. She walks over to Tigh who....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 04:16 AM
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#438
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Bad Email Address
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was starting to get amorous ideas with all this "romancing". He decided that he would go and....
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April 23rd, 2004, 10:12 AM
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Muff Daggy
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...inflate his blow-up Cylon for an enchanted evening...
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April 23rd, 2004, 12:28 PM
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#440
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but Adama stopped him. "Sorry Tigh, I know how much you were looking forward to spending some quality time with your doll but you have bridge duty tonight. I'm going to watch the Triad games with Athena." Tigh sighed and......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 12:30 PM
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#441
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headed for the bridge only to see...
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April 23rd, 2004, 12:43 PM
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Omega dancing with Tigh's favorite doll. Tigh ran forward and yanked the doll away from Omega and yelled........
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 12:54 PM
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#443
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Muff Daggy
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... I might have known! You go for anything with a skirt! (in this case, skirt, sword, kneepads...). Gimme back Chromella or else!!!  |
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April 23rd, 2004, 01:01 PM
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Omega holds tight to the doll while Tigh tries to pull it away from him and a loud explosion is heard from the doll as......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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April 23rd, 2004, 02:36 PM
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#445
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the head comes off in tighs hands! A gasp of shock explodes from him as he realizes what has happened to his beloved doll, his face begins to turn purple as rage begins to fill him he turns menacinly towards Omega who takes one look at Tigh and....
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April 23rd, 2004, 02:48 PM
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Muff Daggy
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Tigh exclaims... "If you wanted some "head" all ya had to do was ask!!!"  |
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April 23rd, 2004, 06:45 PM
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#447
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utterly flummoxed Omega stares agape at Tigh...and stutters a reply...
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April 23rd, 2004, 08:35 PM
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#448
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April 25th, 2004, 07:15 AM
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#449
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Omega still standing there stuttering out of complete shock and amazement is stoped short by the most amazing aparition just over Tighs shoulder ......
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April 25th, 2004, 10:03 AM
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#450
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Muff Daggy
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... a cross-dressing beaver poltergeist cursed for all eternity to floss with barbed wire -- as it shrieks comically:
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