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October 21st, 2004, 01:38 AM
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Colonial Story Teller
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An escaped Muppet!
I had to laugh my astrums off!
Sandy, our beloved Two Brained Cylon, hit the nail on the head when he described Lee Goldberg as an escaped Muppet.
It would seem that there are three escaped Muppets at this time.
There is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
Gonzo the Great:
or my personal favorite:
The Sweedish Chef:
Now that the photos have been confirmed, we anticipate recapture of these escaped Muppets to be quick...and we can all go back to our usual routine.
Irreverently,
Martok2112
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October 21st, 2004, 03:22 AM
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Major
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Cheesehead in Connecticut
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Martok, your so bad!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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October 21st, 2004, 07:07 AM
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Stablemaster, Livery Ship
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Oye!
You all were desperate for silliness yesterday, weren't you?
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"We feel free when we escape – even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire." Mozzie on White Collar
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one." Malcolm Reynolds [/color]
"We don't dictate to countries, we liberate countries." Mitt Romney [/color]
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October 21st, 2004, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Great!!!
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October 21st, 2004, 10:08 AM
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Location: Oakland, CA
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Hmmmm? Did someone say 'muppet hunt'? I happen to be a retired muppet hunter. I might be willing to impart a few tips.
Actually there isnt much to muppet hunting.
The trick is to flush them out. To flush them out you have to understand a muppets nature.
Muppets are driven to correct spelling errors or finish number strings.
So.....
First prepare a shotgun, preferably of the sawed off variety. Muppets, when they appear, will come into close range. While most are small, loud and brightly colored, others are very large and can present a threat if enraged (never deny a muppet a cookie).....Thus the need for a shotgun.
Then start singing the ABC song; you know, A B C D E F G etc or alternately start counting to 10. Whichever strategy you choose, pretend to forget what the next letter or number is and stop! This triggers a muppets genetic trait to approach you and finish the number string or offer up the the next letter in the alphabet........
OPEN FIRE! BAM!
Muppets make great rugs.
hope this helps
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October 21st, 2004, 12:13 PM
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Colonial Story Teller
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Originally Posted by Ioraptor
Hmmmm? Did someone say 'muppet hunt'? I happen to be a retired muppet hunter. I might be willing to impart a few tips.
Actually there isnt much to muppet hunting.
The trick is to flush them out. To flush them out you have to understand a muppets nature.
Muppets are driven to correct spelling errors or finish number strings.
So.....
First prepare a shotgun, preferably of the sawed off variety. Muppets, when they appear, will come into close range. While most are small, loud and brightly colored, others are very large and can present a threat if enraged (never deny a muppet a cookie).....Thus the need for a shotgun.
Then start singing the ABC song; you know, A B C D E F G etc or alternately start counting to 10. Whichever strategy you choose, pretend to forget what the next letter or number is and stop! This triggers a muppets genetic trait to approach you and finish the number string or offer up the the next letter in the alphabet........
OPEN FIRE! BAM!
Muppets make great rugs.
hope this helps
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October 22nd, 2004, 10:11 AM
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Location: Oakland, CA
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Ya know I just realized that my joke above could be interpreted as a threat to whats-his-name-who-insulted-fans guy. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew the joke was just to change the subject and hopefully provoke some laughter.
But I'm serious about Muppets. They do make good rugs. Especially the big ones.
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October 22nd, 2004, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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wacka wacka wacka!!!  |
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