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Old May 16th, 2005, 08:34 AM   #1
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Default Something to ponder

I got the in another site calledl StarTrekonline I thought it was good

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man
asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "


MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil creatures. Do not mess with them.
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Old May 16th, 2005, 09:40 AM   #2
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lol............

yes we are. Never underestimate a woman!
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Old May 19th, 2005, 05:00 AM   #4
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we are very sneaky creatures.

For example, our car needs a new wheel bearing put on. my hubby was going to have his mechanic do it but I convinced him that we would save money by having my family help us do the repair this weekend. All we have to get is the part and the repair book. He wouldn't lose time from work or spent more money that we don't have by taking it to his mechanic, especially when we are supposed to go away next weekend.
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oohhhhh your bad alright making him work on a weekend ..begone Vixien
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That story is funny Taranis..........
But a little evil I tend to think I use my powers for good
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we are very sneaky creatures.

For example, our car needs a new wheel bearing put on. my hubby was going to have his mechanic do it but I convinced him that we would save money by having my family help us do the repair this weekend. All we have to get is the part and the repair book. He wouldn't lose time from work or spent more money that we don't have by taking it to his mechanic, especially when we are supposed to go away next weekend.


But that makes sense BSG
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see!!!!! Evil case closed
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This is a lesson marriage teaches well.
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Old May 19th, 2005, 09:13 AM   #10
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Now you tell me.. and here I am getting married in august. listen if the world end tomorrow you wll let me know before hand there are a few thing I would like to try before I die ..



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Actually, marriage isn't so bad. My wife and I are going on 13 years together, and it only feels like 2 or 3
















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congratulations on the 13 years. my luck number. the underwater part has me worried do you have a lot of flooding in your area
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