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December 25th, 2005, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by bsg1fan1975
O Great and Mystifying Wise Guy,
why do men feel the need to share their colds and give it to their spouses?
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Brace yourself for a shocking answer, o humble seeker, for the truth is as shocking as it is yucky.
Men don't like to withhold their fluids. They like their ladies to share and enjoy it as much as they do.
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December 25th, 2005, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Texas
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Dear Wise Guy,
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
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December 26th, 2005, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Stray Viper
Dear Wise Guy,
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
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Countless studies, both scientific and individual, have been carried out since 1931 when the Tootsie Roll Pop was first introduced unto American tongues (and since, worldwide).
With different people the results are always different. It depends on the texture of the individual tongue, the intensity of the licks, the varying acidity of salivas, ect. In some studies, the results have shown an average of 413 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
To get the center quicker you'd have to be a quicker licker; as in enabling your licker to flicker quicker. If you were a quicker licker, your tongue would be slicker, and then the women would love you and over you they'd all begin to bicker..
Now if you were to choose between a Tootise Roll Pop and a British lass, after you pick 'er, you take off her knicker, and then be a slicker and quicker flicker licker. And then when your ears get squeezed really hard, you'll know you got to the center of her Tootsie Roll Pop.
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December 26th, 2005, 04:39 PM
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Squadron Leader
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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I believe our guru is also a medium, cos I swear with that last post he's channelling the recently passed and much beloved master of the comic tongue twister, Ronnie Barker!!
Cheers,
Lara
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February 18th, 2006, 09:25 PM
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#215
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lara
I believe our guru is also a medium, cos I swear with that last post he's channelling the recently passed and much beloved master of the comic tongue twister, Ronnie Barker!!
Cheers,
Lara
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But am I channeling him...
...or is he channeling me?
Only the shadow knows.
That's right, the shadow of 14th. I am so wise, that even my shadow knows know than me...because not all of what I know can be fit into this vessel and this the excess is stored in my shadow.
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December 24th, 2006, 01:31 PM
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Bad Email Address
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 903
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Your Oracleness,
Why do managers expect us to do what they're thinking that they want, instead of what they tell us that they want?
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December 24th, 2006, 01:55 PM
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
Your Oracleness,
Why do managers expect us to do what they're thinking that they want, instead of what they tell us that they want?
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While you ponder the question Compass posed^1, here is one, "What is the color of flatspace"?
^1 CF TELEPATHY and ignorance.
As always;
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December 25th, 2006, 11:20 PM
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#218
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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The Last Piscon Siress
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December 26th, 2006, 10:32 AM
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#219
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Bad Email Address
The Last Person
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Earth
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarika
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Flatspace is a single particle if you can call it that. It has no charm and its polar up. If it had volume[it doesn't since it has no time ordinate], its color would be white.
As always;
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December 27th, 2006, 11:27 PM
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#220
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Strike Leader
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the Rising Star
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◊ Sarika ◊
The Last Piscon Siress
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