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February 23rd, 2004, 09:53 PM
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...Sen rounds the corner, and starts handing out caffeine pills to all the Warriors. (Except Emerita. She gets a free case of Proteus Ambrosia, in my quarters!!!!)
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February 24th, 2004, 04:25 AM
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Bsg recovers from laughing uncontrolablly as Gnawty and Harry announce....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 24th, 2004, 09:01 AM
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that a thousand drunk angry beavers are on their way to the Galactica .........
Adama quickly places the Galactica on alert only to see ................................
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February 24th, 2004, 01:43 PM
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Apollo approach him wearing one of Sheba's dresses. "Sorry father, but Sheba wanted me to help her hem this dress for her to wear to the next triad game." The bridge crew hooted and whistled as Starbuck......
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 24th, 2004, 02:06 PM
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Whirled Apollo around for a dance ................................
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February 24th, 2004, 02:07 PM
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Adama couldn't help laughing ..........even the usually stoic Colonel TIgh was caught
off Guard as Sheba ran on the bridge with pins ..............needle and thread.
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February 24th, 2004, 09:41 PM
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But she trips(again) sending pins flying in all directions, suddenly there is a yelp poor Starbuck has been stuck with a needle right in his...
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February 25th, 2004, 04:30 AM
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right thigh. Apollo laughs as Starbuck whines as Cassi pulls out the pin. Athena sits at her station....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 25th, 2004, 07:04 AM
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shaking her head and wondering what has become of the Galactica's crew? This is what the great Battlestar has come to??? men wearing dresses, peole with pins?where is the professionalism she wonders? just then the a voice anounces over the intercome...
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February 25th, 2004, 09:01 AM
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shaking her head and wondering what has become of the Galactica's crew? This is what the great Battlestar has come to??? men wearing dresses, peole with pins?where is the professionalism she wonders? just then the a voice anounces over the intercome...
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"Attention! Attention everyone! There will be a mandatory bark gnawing contest on the Lido deck at 1700 hours. No handicaps will be given for those without appropriate incisors. Muffit, your bark does not count. If you fail to strip all the bark off the Aspen in the 30 second time allotted, you will be THWACKED."
"...let ME talk, tee hee! Let me!"
"Shhh! You wanna spoil it? Give me the mike!"
"No I wanna talk! I'll bite you!"
"Ahh, go stink up your dam!"
"..." *arguing continues over the intercom*
Muffit: "Alright, who let the BEAVERS into the announcer's office?"
 
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February 25th, 2004, 09:56 AM
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Shiningstar smiles ............she knows full well as much fun as it was to see
Adama's face when Apollo walked on the bridge in a dress ...........the Barking
contest will be all that much more fun ....................
As Colonel Tigh walks by Shiningstar quickly hands the report to Brie and
exits the bridge before Colonel Tigh can give her one of his MANY lectures.
As she makes her way off of the bridge she sees ..........................
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February 25th, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Bsg trying to corral the two beavers and get them out of the office!
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 25th, 2004, 01:36 PM
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Shiningstar sicks muffit on the beavers only to see ........................
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February 25th, 2004, 08:22 PM
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Amberstar who just came in from deep space patrol.
Glad to see everyone again.............Now where can I get tickets to that barking contest?
I can't wait to see that, should be loads of fun!
Just then..................................
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February 25th, 2004, 09:03 PM
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...a white smocked dentist wanders in, eyes agape...
"Okay, where are those guys and gals?"
Muffit: "Who are you?"
Dentist: "I'm Cain's nephew. You can call me Dr. Cain."
Muffit: "We're on a first name basis here - what's yours?"
Dentist: "Err, Nova"
Muffit: "Wait a minute... you're telling me you're a dentist called Dr. Nova Cain???"
Dentist: "Yeah, my stepmom named me. She was hairy and had these 2 big long incisors, that's why I got into dentistry"
Muffit: *Grimaces* "I think you're looking for the beavers. Last time I saw them they were in the announcer's booth".
Dentist: "Ooh, yeah! Now I can get even with my stepmom! Can you imagine what those crowns will cost? I'm thinking Porsche here..."
*The beavers spot him and bolt, with Dr. Nova Cain in hot pursuit*
Dentist: "Wait! You've gotta rinse and spit!!!"............................
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February 25th, 2004, 11:09 PM
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Muffit obliges and spits all over the floor just as Starbuck, Apollo and Sheba (who are all looking forward to thier upcoming dog fignt against the cylons hint...) come runing into the room to see what the fus is all about, Starbuck in the lead slips on the spit and.....
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February 26th, 2004, 04:53 AM
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falls right on his back as he slides right up to Athena's station. He gives her his patent smile and asks to be helped up as the alert goes off.
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 26th, 2004, 06:22 AM
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Em runs and jumps into her viper and starts the engine. She looks out into the hanger bay and sees.....................
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February 26th, 2004, 10:33 AM
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Apollo still struggleing to get the dress off and his Boots on. As he finally succeed in
handing bedraggled dress back to Sheba ............Em sees him being rushed by ...................
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February 26th, 2004, 11:54 AM
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the rest of the squadron racing for their vipers. He quickly collects himself and jumps into his viper, Sheba tosing the dress aside runs for hers. the sound in the hanger bay is defening as engins all around come alive. tension is mounting and excitement fills the air, the first viper launches...
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February 26th, 2004, 12:06 PM
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Soon the rest of the vipers launches as well. On the bridge Commander Adama and
Colonel Tigh quickly read over the latest intelligence on the cylons to see what the
best way to defeat them will be ..................
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February 26th, 2004, 01:39 PM
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by using the bark from the trees from the Barking Contest. Adama orders.....
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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February 26th, 2004, 01:58 PM
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All hands to battle stations (glactica lingo???) "Launch blue squadron", who quickly join red squadron all ready in action. Apollo, squadron leaders, gives directions to his pilots ....
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February 26th, 2004, 02:46 PM
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...as Apollo "barks" out orders to his compatriots, 5 beavers hold up placards based on his performance:
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Beavers: "Good going Apollo! You're in 2nd place already in the barking contest!
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February 26th, 2004, 03:08 PM
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...as Apollo "barks" out orders to his compatriots, 5 beavers hold up placards based on his performance:
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Beavers: "Good going Apollo! You're in 2nd place already in the barking contest!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wow satisfying both story lines at once your good!!!! (picture of low fat mushies for muffit)
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February 26th, 2004, 03:10 PM
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Shiningstar smiles ............. because she justs knows that
Sheba will have the best bark of all when it comes to
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February 26th, 2004, 03:53 PM
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the cylon force is closing on Blue sqaudron, Sheba sees the aproaching cylons first and says "there must be at least 50 of them" Starbuck looking ahead to Sheba says in a cauhky voice "gives us more to shoot at" Apollo, his heart racing with adrenalin says "lets go"..
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February 26th, 2004, 04:00 PM
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the cylon force is closing on Blue sqaudron, Sheba sees the aproaching cylons first and says "there must be at least 50 of them" Starbuck looking ahead to Sheba says in a cauhky voice "gives us more to shoot at" Apollo, his heart racing with adrenalin says "lets go"..
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Apollo gives the order to fire ........... another 50 of them appear in the sky ........
"Well you got your 'wish' Starbuck.", Starfire says sardonically as she and the other warriors start shooting them out of the sky.......................as.............
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February 26th, 2004, 04:51 PM
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wow satisfying both story lines at once your good!!!! (picture of low fat mushies for muffit)
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Thanks Gaelen!
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February 26th, 2004, 05:10 PM
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Yet another 50 cylon raiders appear in the sky
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