I want my BSG: money for nothing parody
A little parody I thought might amusse you.
Like to hear it? Here it go.
I want my
I want my
I want my BSG
Now look at them yo-yo's that's not the way you do it
You re imagined not continued our BSG
That ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
You want your money for nothin' and your fans for free
Now that ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys sure are dumb
Maybe get a Fembot for a Cylon
Maybe let Baltar get himself some!
We gotta renovated a beloved series
Too outdated and cheesy
We gotta add some hot chicks
We gotta remove this good story
See the little Starbuck with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy He's now a chick
That little Starbuck beat up Col. Tigh now
That little Starbuck told fans to get over it!
We gotta install a brand new premise
We don't care about fans
Ron Moore's got imagination
Ron Moore's got his own plan
They shoulda listened to Mr. Hatch
Tom DeSanto's not that Dumb
Look at that cylon, she got it stickin' in the camera
Baltar look like he's having some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the Cylon like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
Get your audience by sticking to the story
We can't have our new Cylons look like
Custom kitchen appliances
The fans won't stick together
We gotta keep the the rights on TV
Now that ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
You Listen to the fans of BSG
That ain't workin' that's not the way you do it
You'll spend your money for nothin' and the fans will flee
Money for nothin' and the fans will flee
I want my
I want my
I want my BSG
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The only way for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.
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