Re: Clean joke of the day.
David Eddings
You have two cows. who could not be more cow like. who come in to be milked exactly on time every time. Moo exactly like a cow should moo. And are the dullest most bovine of bovines you could imagine.
Naomi Novik
You have two cows. One just wants to eat and sleep the other is leading a crusade for cows to have the right to vote, own property and is always going off and making friends and enemies of cows on neighboring farms.
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