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Old April 3rd, 2009, 05:29 PM   #347
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Star Wars Name

How to determine YOUR Star Wars name:

Your New First Name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name.
2. Add the first 2 letters of your last name.

Your New Last Name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name.
4. Add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

Your Star Wars Honorific Title:
1: Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them
2: Add the first three letters of the make or model of your first car
3: Insert the word "of"
4: Tack on the name of the last medication you took.

So I am Miccl Shnew, Krasca of Clarinex.
http://www.michaelclark.name/jokes/s...ars_name.shtml
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