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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:03 AM   #396
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Ea Cycle
You have two cows. Their souls remind you of stars. You teach the cows to meditate.

The Night Land
You have no cows anymore. You are barricaded inside the farm house for safety against the ferocious mutant cows and their foul offspring. This has been going on for a while.
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