[martok2112]

Zzzhhhhhaaaaaaaa---hic!

Shnow plowshhh? Shnooowwww plowwwsshhhh!!!???
Theesh guysh nevah huddda---hic---hoida shnow plowwwshhhh!
In fakkt, hic---ya'd think theezh guyzh had nevahh hoida shnowww!
Ish like a-- hic-- a hic--- an anomal--hic ---an anomal-- hci -- Jeezush, now I can't even hiccup shtraight! (How'n'th'ell d'ya misshpell a hiccup?!)

Whuwuzzahsay'n?

Ah-ohhh yahhh......anomalies! Hic-- ya'd 'sink that shnow wuzh an anomal-- an ano-- an animally! Swit Jayzhush, ya' get a millimu-- hic-- a millimumee--- hic....jusht a lil' bit on tha' ground, hic-- an' tha' whole town shush down!

Wha I wuzh playin' a gig-- a gig-- (hic, 'scusezh me yus' a minnit!..... Barrrrrfffff! Plaagghhhh---- norrrrffff!!!!!!! Gawd, zat' shtuff never tastes good comin' back!) -an mah club, Tha Faymoush Doar...hic-- and Bourbon Bandshtand wuzh tha' onlah clubszh opun--hic--lasht night! We haddah good crowd-- hic-- but it wuzh like tha' resht'ah Bourbon Shtreet jussht panic---pani--- went monkey-schmidt--hic-- and tucked tail batween thar heads and kisshed their legzh gubbye! We monopa--hic-- monopoliz-- hic-- monopalooza'd the shtreet!

Play'd -- hic-- until 2:20 in tha' Ay-emm lasht mornight! Hic!
Hic---barsherver! Tend me anutha'-- hic-- Gagralactica Blaggleshnastah!

(THUD!)