Re: Clean joke of the day.
Bagpipe jokes:
Q - What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A - No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
Q - What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A - You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q - How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A - He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Q - How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A - You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Q - What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe?
A - You can tune the lawn mower.
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