Re: Clean joke of the day.
Laurell K Hamilton:
One of them turns out to be a were-cow and has kinky intentions with the other one, who is a vampire cow.
Shakespeare
One of them is a bull in disguise, who falls in love with the other cow with hilarious consequences.
Robert Jordan
One of the cows folds her legs beneath her, while the other one tugs her braid and smooths her skirt.
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