Re: Clean joke of the day.
Mercedes Lackey
You have two cows. Who somehow have managed to take the entire local Troubled Youth Shelter under their udders and has them all living in the shed.
Terry Brooks
You have two cows. Actually you have two dead cows. Two dead cows that have been dead for so long that they now look like a pair of shoes. And yet every day you still get out your stool. Get out your bucket....
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