Boomer: "...something's wrong with my Viper! Someone's painted a fake computer display on my monitor! And nothing works!"
Starbuck notices the same thing.
And Jolly.
And, in fact, ALL the pilots.
Adama orders a full diagnostic on ships systems, but the diagnostics fail to work.
Just then, a wave of Cylons heads kamikaze-style toward the bridge.
Adama: "Negative shield, NOW!"
Pressing the button, Omega jumps back as it fizzles and a blanket unrolls itself over the aperture instead.
"What the...!@#$%"
Dr. Wilkir is called to manually investigate the problem. After several hours of intense disassembly and study, he looks up, baffled.
Wilkir: "All the RESISTORS are gone! Every single one!!!"
***
That's when they hear a beaver's giggling voice over the interfleet comm...
Gnawty: "Of course they're gone! I had to do it!!!...............because you know......
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!"
Entire crew: "!@!#%&%^!$!##@$%!"
***
And the beast is still on the loose...
"Hopefully he'll find Gnawty", thinks everyone silently...
