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Old April 4th, 2009, 10:46 AM   #385
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Narnia
You have two cows, and you can't get either one to shut up.

Phillip Pullman
You had one cow, as close to you as part of your soul, but the Catholic church took it from you.
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