Re: Clean joke of the day.
Q - If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus?
A - The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
Q - How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A - Add oil.
Q - What's the definition of a gentleman?
A - A guy who can play the bagpipe, but doesn't.
Q - What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and dead bagpiper in the road?
A - Skid marks in front of the snake.
Q - What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A - The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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