[Damocles]

More light bulb jokes.

Spoiler How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Only one, but it takes at least three lightbulbs. How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up. How many football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - An entire team, and they all get a semesters credit for it. How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - It depends on whather it has medical insurance. How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - It doesn't matter, We're all going to die anyway. How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - "My god, it burnt out ! Sell all my general electric stock, NOW !!!" How many cops does it take to screw n a lightbulb ? - None. It turned itself in. How many automechanics does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - Five. One to force it with a hammer, and four to go out for more lightbulbs. How many bankers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination. How many windows programmers does it tae to change a lightbulb ? - 391. One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle", one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus", one to write "WinGetLight....... How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ? - We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can you tell me what kind af system you have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch ??? How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven more to make sure Microsoft gets $2 every time a lightbulb is changed anywhere in the world. How many Beta-testers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - We noticed the darkness; We didn't actually fix the problem. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - None. Bill Gates wil just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard. How many C++ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed lightbulb object would inherit a change method from a generic lightbulb class, so all You'd have to do, is to send a lightbulb change message. How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - The bulb works fine on the system in my office. How many ex-politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? - As many as possible. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? - None. He'll only promise change. How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs. How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ? - None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself. How many Maoists does it take to change a lightbulb ? - One to change the bulb, and on thousand to chant, "Fight Darkness. Fight..." How many Apple Employees does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Seven. one to change the bulb, and six to design the T-shirt. How many computer engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Why bother. The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway. How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? - I don't know, but I could look it up for You. How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change. How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Depends on what You want it to change to. How many fishermen does it take to change a lightbulb ? - Five. And You should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.