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Old April 17th, 2009, 06:58 PM   #1759
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Voyager Knock-Knock by Jenni Twigg


Knock-Knock.

Janeway: What? Who's there?

Chakotay: Turn that(beep)thing down will ya?

Tuvok: It is illogical to answer such questions.

Torres: Will some one answer the (beep) door!

Kim: I can't answer the door. I'm too busy reading technobabble.

Paris: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Neelix: What was that?

Kes: Don't open the door to stangers. I'm too young to answer the door anyway.

Boo.

Janeway: Boo Who?

Chakotay: Wow. I'm so scared.

Tuvok: My Vulcan control does not allow me to reply.

Torres: Will you shut up and go away?

Kim: It's not Halloween yet.

Paris: Hey girl!

Neelix: I still don't get it.

Kes: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Janeway: Don't cry, It's only a joke!

All: That was the dumbest thing i ever heard!

Neelix: I STILL don't get it.
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