Thread: Clean joke of the day.
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Old April 4th, 2009, 11:20 AM   #407
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.
R.A. Salvatore:
You have two cows. They slashed left and killed an orc.

Matthew Stover:
You have two cows. You eat one. The other moos "surrender to you? Hell no!" and eats you.
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