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Old March 17th, 2009, 07:22 PM   #168
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Default Re: Clean joke of the day.

Sign in an Irish pub:
"This establishment closes at 11 o'clock sharp. We are open from 10 a.m. until 11 p.m. and if you haven't had enough to drink at that hour the management feels that you haven't really been trying." ----------------------------------------------
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