A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the comer of his eye.
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he
drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son, please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, Please knock on this door".
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup
then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup. He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot
facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE--YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS!
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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