Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway
when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it
instantly.
Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da
honer of da pig what appened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm,
his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in
the other.
"What appen to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and
their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked President Hussein.
The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur"
and I have just killed the pig."
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"Everyone's entitled to a little confusion in their lives.
I practicly thrive on it."
"Dirk's always wanted to make love with himself, and now he could succeed!!!"
RH
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