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From information gathered by US Special Forces forays deep into Baghdad, we've been afforded a rare opportunity to glimpse a sample of the former television programming available to the Iraqi citizenry.
IRAQI TV GUIDE
Sunday
8:00pm - My 33 Sons
8:30pm - Osama Knows Best
9:00pm - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00pm - The Kabul Hillbillies
Monday
8:00pm - Husseinfeld
9:00pm - Mad About Everything
9:30pm - Monday Night Stoning
10:00pm - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30pm - Allah McBeal
Tuesday
8:00pm - Wheel of Terror
8:30pm - The Price is Right if Saddam says It's Right
9:00pm - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30pm - Saddam's Wackiest Public Executuion Bloopers
Wednesday
8:00pm - Beat the Press
8:30pm - When Kurds Attack
9:00pm - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30pm - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00pm - Veilwatch
Thursday
8:00pm - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30pm - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00pm - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30pm - Married with 139 Children
10:00pm - Eye for an Eye Witness News
Friday
8:00pm - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30pm - Who's Koran Is It, Anyway?
9:00pm - Teletalibans
9:30pm - Camel 54, Where Are you?
Saturday
8:00pm - Judge Jihad
8:30pm - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00pm - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30pm - Cave and Garden Television
10:00pm - No-Witness News
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Cheese: [has tinfoil on his teeth] I have braces!
Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you?
Cheese: Garbage can.
-episode "Mac Daddy"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"
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